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kidoggy

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A Catholic priest, a Protestant minister, and a Jewish rabbi were discussing when life begins.

“Life begins,” said the priest, “at the moment of fertilization. That is when God instills the spark of life into the fetus.”

“We believe,” said the minister, “that life begins at birth, because that is when the baby becomes an individual and is capable of making its own decisions and must learn about sin.”

“You’re both wrong,” said the rabbi. “Life begins when the children have graduated from college and moved out of the house.”
 
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They told me that if I didn't have a mask all I had to do was pull my t-shirt up over my nose when I go to the grocery store.
They LIED.
You need to be wearing pants and shoes, too.
 
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