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a man and a woman who had never met found themselves on a train sharing a sleeper car.
in the middle of the night, the man on the top bunk reached down and woke the woman.
" Would you mind reaching in the closet and handing me a blanket? ."he asked. "I am cold."
she said, "I have a better idea. just for tonight, let's pretend we are married."

he said, "that is a great idea."
"Good ,"she said," get your own damn blanket!"

after a moment he farted.
 

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One day a traveling salesman was driving down a back country road at about 30 mph when he noticed that there was a three-legged chicken running alongside his car. He stepped on the gas but at 50 miles per hour. The chicken was still keeping up. After about a mile of running the chicken ran up a farm lane and into a barn behind an old farm house. The salesman had some time to kill so he turned around and drove up the farm lane. He knocked at the door and when the farmer answered he told him what he had just seen. The farmer said that he was a geneticist and had developed this breed of chicken because he, his wife and his son each like a drumstick when they have chicken and this way they only have to kill one chicken. "That"s the most fantastic thing I've ever heard," said the salesman. "How do they taste?" "I don't know," said the farmer. "We've never caught one."
 

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went on a blind date last night. it was going well until we got back to her house and she asked if I wanted to come in and I blurted out, " well I sure as hell ain't gonna pull out!"
 

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it amuses me how often and easy the anti-gunners are triggered. it's like they are on full auto. bump stocks?
 

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The leaders a free nation elects, directly reflects what that nation has become!
LOL! Anyone still want to stand by the claim that 2020 wasn't rigged?