what do you call a snowmans dog?
a slush puppy.
what do you call a snowman that can play the piano.
meltin john.
a slush puppy.
what do you call a snowman that can play the piano.
meltin john.
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AAA says properly inflated tires can save you $ .03 a gallon. properly counted ballets can save you $ 3.00 a gallon.
No Problem
Car salesman: the car you are interested in can seat six people without any problems.
Me: I don’t think I know six people without any problems
Car salesman: the car you are interested in can seat six people without any problems.
Me: I don’t think I know six people without any problems
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Amal and Juan are identical twins.
Their mom only carries one photo because if you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal
Their mom only carries one photo because if you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal
a man and a woman who had never met found themselves on a train sharing a sleeper car.
in the middle of the night, the man on the top bunk reached down and woke the woman.
" Would you mind reaching in the closet and handing me a blanket? ."he asked. "I am cold."
she said, "I have a better idea. just for tonight, let's pretend we are married."
he said, "that is a great idea."
"Good ,"she said," get your own damn blanket!"
after a moment he farted.
in the middle of the night, the man on the top bunk reached down and woke the woman.
" Would you mind reaching in the closet and handing me a blanket? ."he asked. "I am cold."
she said, "I have a better idea. just for tonight, let's pretend we are married."
he said, "that is a great idea."
"Good ,"she said," get your own damn blanket!"
after a moment he farted.
One day a traveling salesman was driving down a back country road at about 30 mph when he noticed that there was a three-legged chicken running alongside his car. He stepped on the gas but at 50 miles per hour. The chicken was still keeping up. After about a mile of running the chicken ran up a farm lane and into a barn behind an old farm house. The salesman had some time to kill so he turned around and drove up the farm lane. He knocked at the door and when the farmer answered he told him what he had just seen. The farmer said that he was a geneticist and had developed this breed of chicken because he, his wife and his son each like a drumstick when they have chicken and this way they only have to kill one chicken. "That"s the most fantastic thing I've ever heard," said the salesman. "How do they taste?" "I don't know," said the farmer. "We've never caught one."
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My friend met his spouse in optometry school.
They were eye school sweethearts.
They were eye school sweethearts.