what do you call a snowmans dog?
a slush puppy.
what do you call a snowman that can play the piano.
meltin john.
a slush puppy.
what do you call a snowman that can play the piano.
meltin john.
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AAA says properly inflated tires can save you $ .03 a gallon. properly counted ballets can save you $ 3.00 a gallon.
No Problem
Car salesman: the car you are interested in can seat six people without any problems.
Me: I don’t think I know six people without any problems
Car salesman: the car you are interested in can seat six people without any problems.
Me: I don’t think I know six people without any problems
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Amal and Juan are identical twins.
Their mom only carries one photo because if you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal
Their mom only carries one photo because if you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal
a man and a woman who had never met found themselves on a train sharing a sleeper car.
in the middle of the night, the man on the top bunk reached down and woke the woman.
" Would you mind reaching in the closet and handing me a blanket? ."he asked. "I am cold."
she said, "I have a better idea. just for tonight, let's pretend we are married."
he said, "that is a great idea."
"Good ,"she said," get your own damn blanket!"
after a moment he farted.
in the middle of the night, the man on the top bunk reached down and woke the woman.
" Would you mind reaching in the closet and handing me a blanket? ."he asked. "I am cold."
she said, "I have a better idea. just for tonight, let's pretend we are married."
he said, "that is a great idea."
"Good ,"she said," get your own damn blanket!"
after a moment he farted.