Let's outlaw shredded cheese.
Make America grate again.
Make America grate again.
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it really bothers me that when men sleep with lots of women. they are called "studs" but when women sleep with lots of men, I am not one of them.
If Russia attacked Turkey from the rear
Would Greece help?
Would Greece help?
WW3 due to Ukraine
The scariest thing about this World War Three starting is that we are on the Germans' side.
They've never won a World War yet.
The scariest thing about this World War Three starting is that we are on the Germans' side.
They've never won a World War yet.
A 30-something man...
...meets an attractive nun about the same age while serving at the local food bank and, after talking for a while he asks her, "Would you sleep with me for $100,000,000?
She stutters and gasps a bit then stops to think about how much good she could do with all that money. Finally she looks at him and said flatly, "Yes, I think that could be acceptable."
So he said to her, "Ok, so how about for $100? Would you sleep with me for $100?"
The nun gasps and said with some anger, "What kind of woman do you think I am!?"
"Well," her said, "We've already established what kind of woman you are; now we're just negotiating."
...meets an attractive nun about the same age while serving at the local food bank and, after talking for a while he asks her, "Would you sleep with me for $100,000,000?
She stutters and gasps a bit then stops to think about how much good she could do with all that money. Finally she looks at him and said flatly, "Yes, I think that could be acceptable."
So he said to her, "Ok, so how about for $100? Would you sleep with me for $100?"
The nun gasps and said with some anger, "What kind of woman do you think I am!?"
"Well," her said, "We've already established what kind of woman you are; now we're just negotiating."
Texas tries to disguise border as if Ukraine, instead of Mexico, in a desperate attempt to get American interested in defending it.
Which of these doesn't belong:
Shrimp, lobster, salmon, Japanese guy with a piano on top of him.
Salmon. The others are crustaceans.
Currently, Several World Leaders have unrealistic goals. How is it that these leaders don't realize it's madness to continue their attempt at control. Most of us know their efforts will prove futile and thanks to live news coverage, the entire world will bear witness.
I have listed the 3 most egregious examples below.
Vladamir Putin is using all of his power in an attempt to control the Ukraine.
Xi Jinping is using his power in an attempt to control Taiwan.
Joseph Biden is using all of his power in an attempt to control his bladder.
I have listed the 3 most egregious examples below.
Vladamir Putin is using all of his power in an attempt to control the Ukraine.
Xi Jinping is using his power in an attempt to control Taiwan.
Joseph Biden is using all of his power in an attempt to control his bladder.
Tips to save on gas
1. Check your tires.
2. Reduce your speed.
3. Avoid a lot of starts and stops.
4. Get rid of extra weight.
5. Don't vote for liberals.
1. Check your tires.
2. Reduce your speed.
3. Avoid a lot of starts and stops.
4. Get rid of extra weight.
5. Don't vote for liberals.
A blonde was taking helicopter lessons.
The instructor said, "I would radio you every 1,000 feet to see how you are doing."
At 1,000 feet, the instructor radioed her to tell she was doing great.
At 2,000 feet, the instructor radioed her to tell her again, she was doing great.
As the helicopter got to 3,000 feet, the instructor saw the helicopter coming down, spiralling until it landed.
The instructor ran to see if the blonde was hurt and was surprised to find she was not. He asked what happened.
The blonde replied, "I don't understand. I was doing great until I got up to 3,000 feet and started feeling cold, so I turned the big fan off."
The instructor said, "I would radio you every 1,000 feet to see how you are doing."
At 1,000 feet, the instructor radioed her to tell she was doing great.
At 2,000 feet, the instructor radioed her to tell her again, she was doing great.
As the helicopter got to 3,000 feet, the instructor saw the helicopter coming down, spiralling until it landed.
The instructor ran to see if the blonde was hurt and was surprised to find she was not. He asked what happened.
The blonde replied, "I don't understand. I was doing great until I got up to 3,000 feet and started feeling cold, so I turned the big fan off."
Four cows are playing poker and smoking dope...
Yeah, the steaks were pretty high....