Curtis walked into a drug store in Texas...
and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.
The woman behind the counter said that she was the owner of the store and the only pharmacist there. She also said that she owned the store with her sister and there were no male employees. Then she asked if she could help him.
Curtis said he would be much more comfortable discussing his situation with a male pharmacist...
But, the lady pharmacist assured him that she was a consummate professional and whatever his situation was, he could be confident that she would treat him with a highest level of courtesy and professionalism.
Curtis thought about it for a minute, but finally agreed to talk to this lady...
He began by saying, "Ma'am, this really difficult for me to discuss, especially with a lady such as yourself... but, here's what's happening..." He continued... "I get an erection, every single day, an it lasts for more than five hours..."
Curtis goes on... "They cause me a lot of embarrassment and severe social problems when I'm in public or at a store because the danged thing swells to more than eight inches long and almost two inches around... He continues to say..."It get enormous, I just can't hide it..."
Then he asked the pharmacist... almost pleading...
"Ma'am, I have to ask... is there anything can you give me for it...?"
The pharmacist replied, "And, this happens to you every day...?" Curtis answers, "Yes Ma'am..."
The pharmacist asks... "And, you say your erections are enormous...?" "yes ma'am..." Said Curtis...
Finally the pharmacist says to Curtis... "Just a minute, I need to talk to my sister about this... Let's see if we can come up with something for you..."
A few minutes later, the pharmacist and her sister come back to the counter and they said... "We've discussed your situation together, and we decided this is the absolute best we can do for you..."
The pharmacist and he sister continued... "Would you accept a 1/3 ownership in the store, a company pickup truck, a king size bed and $3,000 a month in living expenses...?"