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dirtclod Az.
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"Dogs Can't Catch Covid" World Health Org.
Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released.
To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released.
To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
A big nose is not an excuse for no mask.
I mean, I still wear underwear.
I mean, I still wear underwear.
In the stock market today…
Northern Tissue touched a new bottom, and millions of investors were wiped clean.
Northern Tissue touched a new bottom, and millions of investors were wiped clean.
A psychic midget escaped from federal prison...
He's a small medium at large.
He's a small medium at large.
Children should never run with scissors
and lesbians should never scissor with the runs
and lesbians should never scissor with the runs
dirtclod Az.
Veteran member
talk about a dirty joke.Yuck! So much for Pornhub!
I just saw the new Exorcist movie
It's about the devil trying to get a priest out of a child
It's about the devil trying to get a priest out of a child
A friend of mine has two tickets for the 2022 Super Bowl, 50-yard line box seats.
He paid $2,500 each!
He didn't realize, when he bought them, last year, the Super Bowl was going to be on the same day as his wedding.
So, if you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place...
The wedding is at St Michaels Church, at 3pm.
The bride's name is Sheila, she's 5'4", about 115 lbs, and a good cook too.
She'll be the one in the white dress.
He paid $2,500 each!
He didn't realize, when he bought them, last year, the Super Bowl was going to be on the same day as his wedding.
So, if you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place...
The wedding is at St Michaels Church, at 3pm.
The bride's name is Sheila, she's 5'4", about 115 lbs, and a good cook too.
She'll be the one in the white dress.
I haven’t sold a single copy of my autobiography
That’s the story of my life.
That’s the story of my life.
An Asian man had three daughters, he asked his eldest daughter
what kind of man she would like to marry.
"I would like to marry a man with three dragons on his chest," said the eldest daughter.
Then he asked his second daughter who she would like to marry.
"I would like to marry a man with two dragons on his chest," said the second daughter.
He finally asked his youngest daughter who she would like to
marry. And with a smile on her face, she said... "I would like to marry a man
with one draggin' on the ground."
what kind of man she would like to marry.
"I would like to marry a man with three dragons on his chest," said the eldest daughter.
Then he asked his second daughter who she would like to marry.
"I would like to marry a man with two dragons on his chest," said the second daughter.
He finally asked his youngest daughter who she would like to
marry. And with a smile on her face, she said... "I would like to marry a man
with one draggin' on the ground."