Time traveler: What are you watching?
Me: Donald Trump's inauguration
Time traveler: Senior or Junior?
Me: Donald Trump's inauguration
Time traveler: Senior or Junior?
Yikes lol where is the husbands grace sight lolWife: I have a bag full of used clothing I'd like to donate.
Husband: Why not just throw it in the trash? That's much easier.
Wife: But there are poor starving people who can really use all these clothes.
Husband: Honey, anyone who fits into your clothing is not starving.
A woman stood up and said "bargain"A woman is sitting at her recently deceased husband's funeral.
A man leans into her and asks, "Do you mind if I say a word?"
"No, go right ahead", the woman replies.
The man stands, clears this throat, says "Plethora", and sits back down.
"Thanks", the woman says, "That means a lot".