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Bonecollector
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JimP
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So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means, it’s not the end of the world.
I was going to tell you a joke about time travel, but you didn’t get it…
Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking outside the box.
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
Police were called to a daycare where a 3 year old was resisting a rest.
The store keeps calling me to buy more bedroom furniture and all I wanted was one night stand.
The one who invented the door knocker got a no-bell prize.
Smaller babies can be delivered by the stork, but heavier ones need a crane.
Hear about the new broom that just came out?
It’s sweeping the nation!
I was going to tell you a joke about time travel, but you didn’t get it…
Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking outside the box.
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
Police were called to a daycare where a 3 year old was resisting a rest.
The store keeps calling me to buy more bedroom furniture and all I wanted was one night stand.
The one who invented the door knocker got a no-bell prize.
Smaller babies can be delivered by the stork, but heavier ones need a crane.
Hear about the new broom that just came out?
It’s sweeping the nation!
JimP
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JimP
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was gonna ask what the second thing was ,till I realized IT WERE, LEFT CHEEK RIGHT CHEEK!
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Nobody can argue that Trump is creating jobs.
A position as an Iranian general just opened up.
A position as an Iranian general just opened up.
AOC declared the extra hour of daylight that...
Daylight Savings Time provides contributes to Global Warning.
Daylight Savings Time provides contributes to Global Warning.
Free health insurance, free college and
student loan forgiveness in return for your vote.
Quid pro quo.
student loan forgiveness in return for your vote.
Quid pro quo.
The funniest part of all is people not realizing this is no different than the billions in welfare given to farmers harmed by Trump's own tariffs.
Federalist 68, 441 - Alexander Hamilton writes, corruptions "might naturally have been expected to make their approaches from more than one quarter, but chiefly from the desire in foreign powers to gain an improper ascendant in our councils”.
Bonecollector
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These “farmer credits” have been given out for decades. I have a friend paid NOT to over plant and harvest.
I am not supporting Trump with this statement, but it is impossible to create an economy that will allow 100% of its constituents to prosper. You must do what you can for the majority of the people
I am not supporting Trump with this statement, but it is impossible to create an economy that will allow 100% of its constituents to prosper. You must do what you can for the majority of the people
the purpose of government is not to ensure people prosper . it is to protect rights of the individual and protect those who have prospered from those who would steal it . the problem with our government today is that THEY have become the thieves.
if it were in my power I would do away with ALL socialist programs and let all people prosper or fail of their own efforts.
I do not prosper because of government, I prosper in spite of it.
anywho ... back to the jokes.
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