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kidoggy

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My friend asked me, “What are your plans for the weekend?”

I said, “I’m going to buy glasses.”

She said, “And then what?”

I replied, “Then I’ll see...”
 
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kidoggy

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So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means, it’s not the end of the world.
I was going to tell you a joke about time travel, but you didn’t get it…
Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking outside the box.
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
Police were called to a daycare where a 3 year old was resisting a rest.
The store keeps calling me to buy more bedroom furniture and all I wanted was one night stand.
The one who invented the door knocker got a no-bell prize.
Smaller babies can be delivered by the stork, but heavier ones need a crane.
Hear about the new broom that just came out?
It’s sweeping the nation!
 
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kidoggy

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Canadian Prime Minister's stern warning to Iran!



The warning, issued this morning by Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau said: "That wasn't nice, eh!"

WhOA! Calm down, dude!
 

kidoggy

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another world news update …….
Tensions between Canada and Iran increase as

Prime Minister Justin Trudeau refers to Iranians as "just a bunch of hosers".
 

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Free health insurance, free college and
student loan forgiveness in return for your vote.
Quid pro quo.
The funniest part of all is people not realizing this is no different than the billions in welfare given to farmers harmed by Trump's own tariffs. :rolleyes::unsure:😁🤣😂

Federalist 68, 441 - Alexander Hamilton writes, corruptions "might naturally have been expected to make their approaches from more than one quarter, but chiefly from the desire in foreign powers to gain an improper ascendant in our councils”.
 
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These “farmer credits” have been given out for decades. I have a friend paid NOT to over plant and harvest.
I am not supporting Trump with this statement, but it is impossible to create an economy that will allow 100% of its constituents to prosper. You must do what you can for the majority of the people
 
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kidoggy

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These “farmer credits” have been given out for decades. I have a friend paid NOT to over plant and harvest.
I am not supporting Trump with this statement, but it is impossible to create an economy that will allow 100% of its constituents to prosper. You must do what you can for the majority of the people
the purpose of government is not to ensure people prosper . it is to protect rights of the individual and protect those who have prospered from those who would steal it . the problem with our government today is that THEY have become the thieves.
if it were in my power I would do away with ALL socialist programs and let all people prosper or fail of their own efforts.
I do not prosper because of government, I prosper in spite of it.
anywho ... back to the jokes.
 
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