So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means, it’s not the end of the world.
I was going to tell you a joke about time travel, but you didn’t get it…
Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking outside the box.
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
Police were called to a daycare where a 3 year old was resisting a rest.
The store keeps calling me to buy more bedroom furniture and all I wanted was one night stand.
The one who invented the door knocker got a no-bell prize.
Smaller babies can be delivered by the stork, but heavier ones need a crane.
Hear about the new broom that just came out?
It’s sweeping the nation!