jocularity
- Thread starter kidoggy
- Start date
JimP
Administrator
Teacher: "Billy there are 5 birds on a fence and you shoot one, how many are left?"
Billy: "None the others would fly away."
Teacher: "The answer is 4 but I like the way that you think."
Billy: "I have a question for you Miss. There are 3 women eating ice cream cones. One biting, one licking, and one sucking. Which one is married?"
Teacher nervously answers. "The one sucking?"
Billy: The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way that you think.
Billy: "None the others would fly away."
Teacher: "The answer is 4 but I like the way that you think."
Billy: "I have a question for you Miss. There are 3 women eating ice cream cones. One biting, one licking, and one sucking. Which one is married?"
Teacher nervously answers. "The one sucking?"
Billy: The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way that you think.
A haggard old lady of 89-years-old was riding in a fancy hotel’s elevator. On the second floor, a young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She smoothes down the skirt of her hot pink dress, looks down at the old lady, raises her nose snootily, and arrogantly says:
"Georgio Armani, $150 an ounce."
Just as she speaks, the elevator opens and a glamorous former supermodel, age 45 steps on. She’s draped in a mink stole and wears tall leather boots from Italy. She hears what the younger woman has said to the haggard old lady and flips her hair:
"Chanel, $200 an ounce."
The old lady’s floor approaches and as the doors open, but right before, she stops and lets a fart, the stench of which could melt paint off of walls, and says:
"Broccoli, 49 cents a pound."
"Georgio Armani, $150 an ounce."
Just as she speaks, the elevator opens and a glamorous former supermodel, age 45 steps on. She’s draped in a mink stole and wears tall leather boots from Italy. She hears what the younger woman has said to the haggard old lady and flips her hair:
"Chanel, $200 an ounce."
The old lady’s floor approaches and as the doors open, but right before, she stops and lets a fart, the stench of which could melt paint off of walls, and says:
"Broccoli, 49 cents a pound."
JimP
Administrator
JimP
Administrator
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
bigmoose
Active Member
dirtclod Az.
Veteran member
dustin ray
Veteran member
lol. I guess the old grey matter ,ain't what it used to be . I thought I had posted one this morn.Where is kidoggy's joke for the day.Headed out for a hike,my morning is incomplete!
A Jehovah's Witness knocked on my door today
so I invited him in, gave him coffee and donuts and said to him, "So, what's this Jehovah's Witness thing about?"
"I haven't got a clue" He replied. "I've never got this far before!"
