One winter morning...
...a man is having breakfast with his blonde wife. The radio announcer says, "We're expecting 4-6 inches of snow tonight. People should move their cars to the odd-numbered side of the street to accommodate the plowing." So the blonde goes out and moves their car to the odd number side of the road.
A week later, the man and his blonde wife are again enjoying their breakfast and, again, they hear on the radio, "We're expecting 6-8 inches of snow tonight. People should move their cars to the even-numbered side of the street to accommodate the plowing." So again, the blonde wife goes out and moves their car to the even-numbered side of the street.
Another week goes by, and again, they hear the news anchor announce, "We are expecting 10-12 inches of snow tonight. People should..." just then power goes out.
The blonde says to her husband, "Oh no! Now where are we supposed to move our car?"
Without looking up from his newspaper, the husband calmly says," Honey, why don't you just leave the car in the garage".