jocularity
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A coworker of mine comes up to me
He says, “What’s up man? I have a question for you”
“Ok” I reply
“Imagine you go camping with some other guys. One night you all are doing a lot of drinking. You wake up in the morning with your pants down to your ankles and Vaseline in your butthole. Would you tell any body about that?” He asks
“Hell no!” I answer
“Great” he says. “Wanna go camping?
He says, “What’s up man? I have a question for you”
“Ok” I reply
“Imagine you go camping with some other guys. One night you all are doing a lot of drinking. You wake up in the morning with your pants down to your ankles and Vaseline in your butthole. Would you tell any body about that?” He asks
“Hell no!” I answer
“Great” he says. “Wanna go camping?
Teacher asked little Johnny, “What’s 2 plus 2?
He counted 1-2-3-4 on his fingers and said, “4?”.
She said, ” Yes, that’s right, but you counted on your fingers. Put your hands behind behind your back and tell me what’s 3 plus 3? ”.
He put his hands behind his back, fumbled around, and answered, “6?”.She said, “Yes, that’s right, but you’re still counting on your fingers. Put your hands in your pockets and tell me what’s 5 plus 5?”.
He put his hands in his pockets, fumbled around, and replied, “Eleven?”.
He counted 1-2-3-4 on his fingers and said, “4?”.
She said, ” Yes, that’s right, but you counted on your fingers. Put your hands behind behind your back and tell me what’s 3 plus 3? ”.
He put his hands behind his back, fumbled around, and answered, “6?”.She said, “Yes, that’s right, but you’re still counting on your fingers. Put your hands in your pockets and tell me what’s 5 plus 5?”.
He put his hands in his pockets, fumbled around, and replied, “Eleven?”.
