dirtclod Az.
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Just a leisurely stroll through the park.An easy pack out and home in time
to watch College Football and sip a cold one.Just another day in the life of kidoggy.
"Natural Born Killer!Ha!,Ha!
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to watch College Football and sip a cold one.Just another day in the life of kidoggy.
"Natural Born Killer!Ha!,Ha!
no I wouldn't kill , I "harvest"!Just a leisurely stroll through the park.An easy pack out and home in time
to watch College Football and sip a cold one.Just another day in the life of kidoggy.
"Natural Born Killer!Ha!,Ha!
dirtclod Az.
Veteran member
Natural born "harvester" sounds like your a John Deere Tractor...no I wouldn't kill , I "harvest"!
My best friend passed away recently, and grieving before his grave I said,
"Bro, I really miss you. My wife has been pregnant for 8 months now. How about you reincarnate as my child?"
A month later, my wife gave birth to a big boy. As my child grew older each day, I realized he looks a lot like my best friend.
I'm really happy that my prayer worked.
"Bro, I really miss you. My wife has been pregnant for 8 months now. How about you reincarnate as my child?"
A month later, my wife gave birth to a big boy. As my child grew older each day, I realized he looks a lot like my best friend.
I'm really happy that my prayer worked.
Kids today have no idea how easy they have it.
When I was young I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet (both ways)
to change the tv channel.
When I was young I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet (both ways)
to change the tv channel.
Scam alert!!! Please note that while
shopping at the local supermarket you may be approached by two busty 18 to 20 year olds who will offer to help you put your shopping in the back of your car. As payment they will want a ride to the next supermarket.
While in the car they will proceed to kiss each other, rub their breasts against each other and then offer to satisfy you.
Once you reach the next supermarket you will notice your wallet has been stolen!!
I lost mine on Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and twice on Friday !!!
shopping at the local supermarket you may be approached by two busty 18 to 20 year olds who will offer to help you put your shopping in the back of your car. As payment they will want a ride to the next supermarket.
While in the car they will proceed to kiss each other, rub their breasts against each other and then offer to satisfy you.
Once you reach the next supermarket you will notice your wallet has been stolen!!
I lost mine on Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and twice on Friday !!!
hunter25
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dirtclod Az.
Veteran member
I said to my boss the other day,
"I need to leave early today, I'm going to be a father!"
"Of course", he replied. "Take the afternoon off."
When I returned to work the next day, my boss came to my desk. "Well, how'd it go? Is it a boy or a girl?"
"I dunno", I said, "I'll tell you in nine months."
"I need to leave early today, I'm going to be a father!"
"Of course", he replied. "Take the afternoon off."
When I returned to work the next day, my boss came to my desk. "Well, how'd it go? Is it a boy or a girl?"
"I dunno", I said, "I'll tell you in nine months."
Elizabeth Warren says only the Government should have guns. A real Indian would know better.
dirtclod Az.
Veteran member
Is that similar to Dogs eating their own Poop?
I guess teenagers are just a nuisance,and poop needs to
be hidden out of sight.
teenagers are basically just poop that's been fermenting awhileIs that similar to Dogs eating their own Poop?
I guess teenagers are just a nuisance,and poop needs to
be hidden out of sight.
JimP
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This really isn't a joke but should be a option on any hunting catalog website.
