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[JimP]

Got a extra 2 in there.

But what do you expect with a copy and paste?

 

[nv-hunter]

For the older readers

 

[THelms]

I spit out my coffee!

 

[nv-hunter]

Found the problem

 

[grizzly]

Funny and True.
I know this is the joke thread, but the Bible does mention this in passage, but it's not in the reference provided as there is no Ecc. 10-22.

Uh-Oh! Fake News! (It's really 10:2, but it's not political, sorry. See Matthew 25:31-46)

I still like the story about Moses tying his ass to the tree and walking 50 miles. I hear it's the longest stretch in the Bible.

 

[kidoggy]

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it

 

[kidoggy]

"You know you're ugly when you go to the proctologist and he sticks his finger in your mouth." - Rodney Dangerfield

 

[Gr8bawana]

BFF's

 

[dirtclod Az.]

Little hands Little Penis...

 

[dustin ray]

Ya but trump has a bigger button

 

[kidoggy]

Little hands Little Penis...

FOR SURE THAT IS NOT TRUE !

I got huge hands but alas teenyweenie

 

[dirtclod Az.]

Imagine my suprise Lol!

 

[dirtclod Az.]

kidoggy check these guys out.."BBQ Pit Boys "good Stuff!!!Excellent Table Fare!!
Good Food,Cold Beer!

 

[kidoggy]

The New Bernie Sanders Drinking game

Every time the Bernster mentions another free government program chug someone else's beer.

 

[kidoggy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_43f9RzAqMM

 

[Bonecollector]

Got to say I check this thread every morning. Thanks guys!

 

[kidoggy]

Imagine my suprise Lol!

what can I say ,it's been cold here.

 

[ScottR]

Yup, there are a few of us here that do as well!


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[dirtclod Az.]

Chug someone else's beer?...thats how I keep getting slapped around he head and face region!

 

[kidoggy]

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls."
I promised my husband that I would be home by midnight. Well, the
hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3 a.m., a bit tipsy, I finally called a cab and headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed three times. Quickly realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another nine times to make it sound like it was only midnight. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in and I told
him "Midnight." He didn’t seem upset off at all. Whew, I thought, got Away with that one!
Then my husband said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'oh crap,' cuckooed four more times, cleared it’s throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice
more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."