Took me a sec! LOLBear walks into a bar and sees a woman smoking a cig and sipping straight whiskey.
This pisses him off, so he mauls her and eats her. Then he pulls up a stool and asks for a beer.
The bartender says, "Sorry, I can't serve drug addicts."
The bear says, "What? I don't do drugs."
"What about that bar-bitch-you-ate?" says the bartender