The two partners in a law firm were having lunch
when suddenly one of them jumped up from the table and said, “I have to go back to the office. I forgot to lock the safe!”
“What are you worried about?” the other said. “We’re both here.”
Valentines Day Special
For $700 a uniformed cop in a police car comes to your house and arrests you in front of your wife, handcuffs you and takes you away to a truck with a camper, a boat and fishing poles on top and 2 coolers full of beer and bait for a 3 day weekend.
You will be released Monday night at police headquarters where you call your wife to pick you up from jail