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The two partners in a law firm were having lunch
when suddenly one of them jumped up from the table and said, “I have to go back to the office. I forgot to lock the safe!”
“What are you worried about?” the other said. “We’re both here.”
when suddenly one of them jumped up from the table and said, “I have to go back to the office. I forgot to lock the safe!”
“What are you worried about?” the other said. “We’re both here.”
I’ve been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper.
To be honest, I only intended to rough him up a bit...
To be honest, I only intended to rough him up a bit...
A politician visited a remote little rural village and asked the inhabitants what the government could do for them.
“We have two big needs,” said the village headman. “First, we have a hospital but no doctor.”
The politician whipped out his cellphone, spoke for a while and then said: “I have sorted it out. A doctor will arrive here tomorrow. What is your other need?”
“We have no cellphone reception at all in our village.”
“We have two big needs,” said the village headman. “First, we have a hospital but no doctor.”
The politician whipped out his cellphone, spoke for a while and then said: “I have sorted it out. A doctor will arrive here tomorrow. What is your other need?”
“We have no cellphone reception at all in our village.”
Valentines Day Special
For $700 a uniformed cop in a police car comes to your house and arrests you in front of your wife, handcuffs you and takes you away to a truck with a camper, a boat and fishing poles on top and 2 coolers full of beer and bait for a 3 day weekend.
You will be released Monday night at police headquarters where you call your wife to pick you up from jail
For $700 a uniformed cop in a police car comes to your house and arrests you in front of your wife, handcuffs you and takes you away to a truck with a camper, a boat and fishing poles on top and 2 coolers full of beer and bait for a 3 day weekend.
You will be released Monday night at police headquarters where you call your wife to pick you up from jail
Elizabeth Warren says.....only the Government should have guns. A real Indian would know better.
JimP
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JimP
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An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you."
The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."
The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you."
The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."
Colorado Cowboy
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Something to think about:
Before you start popping the bubbles in the bubblewrap, remember the air inside is from China!
Wow ....never thought about that for sure...LOL!
Before you start popping the bubbles in the bubblewrap, remember the air inside is from China!
Wow ....never thought about that for sure...LOL!
Pocahontas sure tomahawked Bloomberg last night! 
really cut him down to size..... oh wait....Pocahontas sure tomahawked Bloomberg last night!