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kidoggy

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This preacher was looking for a good used

lawnmower one day. He found one at a yard sale that Little Johnny happened to be manning.

“This mower work, son?” the preacher asked.

Little Johnny said, “Sure does – just pull on the cord hard, though.”

The preacher took the mower home and when he got ready to mow he yanked and pulled and tugged on that cord. Nothing worked. It wouldn’t start. Thinking he’d been swindled, he took the mower back to Little Johnny’s house.

“You said this would work if I pulled on the cord hard enough.”

“Well,” Johnny said, “you need to curse at it sometimes.”

The preacher was aghast. “I’ve not done that in years!”

“Just keep yanking on that cord, Preacher. It’ll come back to you.”
 

kidoggy

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Vegans won't eat bacon.

They insist that pigs are as smart as dogs. If this is true, how many dogs end up living in houses that get blown down by wolves?
 

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Did you hear that when Rapunzel's parents found out that she was the lost princess, they had a new national anthem written in her honor?

The new one: The Star Tangled Banner
 
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kidoggy

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The sign out front of the restaurant read:
- HAPPY HOUR SPECIAL -

"Lobster Tail and Wine"

And I thought to myself...
Those are my Three favorite things!
 

kidoggy

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AOC has issued a press statement
saying that she’s fed up with all this talk about carbon emissions causing global warming. She insists that truckbon emissions are just as much to blame.