Official Post Padding Thread
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Timberstalker
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Just make sure when your back at camp with just your base layer on, that your hunting buddy knows it's you, especially when your back is to him while bending over to get a beer out of the cooler.
NVBird'n'Big
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Haha funny story, just was at Costco and saw some merino blend Paradox bottoms for $14, sweet deal so I bought some. So i get home and try them on and look over at my wife and she is wearing black leggings that look exactly the same so I asked if she thought I could get away with only wearing my new pants, she just shook her head as I cruised around the house in em, I thought it was pretty funny.
ssliger
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The reminds me when my wife and I where first dating she had these leggings for when she would go skiing. They looked like little toddler leggings and she said they would stretch. I got drunk one night and tried to put them on over my jeans. They stretched just not a lot. And they ripped, never have been able to live that down.
The first time my wife joined in on a hunting trip my pack was loaded to the core. I told her just throw some water and toilet paper in hers. We get about half way up the mountain and I asked her for the toilet paper. She starts digging and gives me the "uh oh" look.. I was like "I asked you to grab 2 items.." " give me your undershirt" her response "seriously?!" I brought back her under shirt sleeveless, it was a long sleeve..
Timberstalker
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Againstthewind
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That is some funny stuff! Now I have a backup plan for when I forget the TP. If I could fit in my wife's yoga pants I would parade around in them like a peacock. I have done the "fat guy in a little shirt" routine with her T-shirts, but putting leggings on over jeans is way better.
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ssliger
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I forgot the best part until my wife reminded me last night. After her leggings ripped I made a ninja mask out of them.
Musket Man
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I have always been fairly disgusted with the so called deer hunting around here but all the dead deer I have found in the last 2 days harvesting corn is flat out sickening. I have seen atleast 6 and I would say most are from rifle season that opened on 10/10 but there are some older ones too I would guess are from earlier seasons. Took me seeing a few to realize what was going on but I cant see any other reason so many bucks would be dropping dead in a corn field this time of year. Dont these idiots even look for their deer???
Againstthewind
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Musket Man
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LOL packmule! I didnt put any through the combine, I just keet finding them in the field as I was cutting. Some were in the part they cut for silage a while ago so they would have been pretty easy to see if anyone had actually looked for them!
OregonJim
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Reminds me of a story I shouldn't share........
Oh what the heck...
Got to coastal NC about 18 years ago and my first archery hunt I came back with about 60 "pinhead" sized "seed ticks".
Took the Mrs about 2 hours to pull all those darn things off me.
For the rest of that season the wife had a couple less sets of an undergarment
Timberstalker
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I have a tag in my pocket that takes 7 years to draw. It is day 3 of a 7 day season and I am having to work. I'm not happy right now!