This is one my uncle sent to me...
Old age ain't for wimps..... But it beats dying young.
Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old Donnie
Walking with his legs spread apart. Donnie was stiff-legged and walking slowly.
One student said to his friend:
"I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome.
Those people walk just like that."
The other student says:
"No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome.
He walks slowly and his legs are apart, just as we learned in class."
Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him
And one of the students said to him,
"We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, however we couldn't agree on the
syndrome you might have.
Could you tell us what it is?"
Old Donnie said,
"I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine medical students think."
The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome."
Old Donnie said, "You thought - but you are wrong."
The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."
Old Donnie said, "You thought - but you are wrong."
So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?"
Old Donnie said,
"I thought it was GAS - but I was wrong, too!"
