Now That's Funny!

OregonJim

OregonJim

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I've met U.H. (Jim) and he couldn't fit in that car.....I think he would stand about shoulder to shoulder with that bull in it's current state:p:eek:
 
2nasty4u

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an old retired man is being audited by the IRS. the old man and his attorney go to meet with an IRS agent at his office. the agent informs the old man the reason for him being audited is that he is retired but he is living a very extravagant lifestyle and the IRS is a little curious as to how he is able to do so. the old man explains to the agent that he is an exceptionally good gambler and would be happy to give the agent a demonstration if he would like. the agent takes the old man up on his offer. the old man says to the agent that he will bet him $1,000 that he can bite his own eye. the agent takes the old man up on the bet. the old man takes out a glass eye and bites it. the agent is a little disappointed that he had just been had. the old man tells the agent that he will give him a chance to win his money back and go double or nothing that he can bite his other eye. now the agent can plainly see that the old man is not blind so he takes the old man up on the bet. the old man removes his false teeth and bites his other eye. now the agent is down 2 grand and kind of thinking to himself, holy shit!! the old man says to the agent that he will bet him $4,000 that he can stand up on the end of the agents desk and piss into the trash can on the opposite side of the desk without getting a single drop on the desk. the agent has already been had by the old man twice now and is very hesitant, however he looks over the situation and thinks to himself, there's no way this old bastard can pull this off. he accepts the old man's bet. the old man climbs up on the desk, pulls down his pants, and pisses all over the agents desk. the agent is relieved to be out of his debt to the old man and starts jumping up and down and cheering. the agent happens to glance over at the old man's attorney and sees that he is very long faced and looking pretty down and out. the agent asks the attorney why so sad. the attorney replies, right before we walked in here this old son of a bitch bet me $25,000 that he would stand up on your desk, piss all over it, and you would be happy about it.
 
Bitterroot Bulls

Bitterroot Bulls

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2nasty4u,

I have heard that joke...
(Warning crude language!)

[video=youtube;RPoX-Z27aNY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPoX-Z27aNY[/video]

It's a good one.

:cool:
 
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2nasty4u

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huh, I never knew where that joke came from. I heard the version I wrote from a buddy. I thought it was hilarious.
 
GOSHENGRUNTER

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A teacher told his med-school students to arrange the following letters to a part of the body that functions best when erect-


E N P I S









The students who answered SPINE are now doctors- the others run our country.
 
Retterath

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The first time I saw that on a link someone sent I was laying in bed on the iPad and was laughing so hard I woke my wife and made her wAtch, I got her the laugh also
 
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