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probly whispered in his ear," hey buddy , want to cross sabers?"FAG!sorry. can't help it.
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JimP
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That is what happens when you are from IdahoKidoggy You Are One Strange Ranger!
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A couple, both age 45 went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?"
The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed and said I’ll charge you $50
When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them $50
This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.
Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"
"We're not trying to find out anything," the husband replied.
"She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90 The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50...and I get $43 back from my health insurance
The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?"
The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed and said I’ll charge you $50
When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them $50
This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.
Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"
"We're not trying to find out anything," the husband replied.
"She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90 The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50...and I get $43 back from my health insurance
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Prerylyon
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If men are from Mars and women are from Venus,
where are all the other genders from?
They were pulled out of Uranus!
where are all the other genders from?
They were pulled out of Uranus!
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
There was a father who had three sons.. he worked hard to give each of them the best education that he could...
one became a Doctor. One became a Accountant. And one became a Lawyer.
For the fathers last will.. asked each of his three sons to put $1000 in his coffin.
Tragically, the father passed away.
The three son's (the Doctor, the Accountant, and the Lawyer) each attended the funeral.
First the Doctor went up to the coffin and laid 10 crisp $100 bills into the coffin. Secondly the Accountant laid 20 crisp, $50 bills into the coffin... It was the Lawyers turn. He walked up to the coffin took the money, and laid a check for $3000 in the coffin.
The Lawyer is now running for Congress.. possibly in your District!
one became a Doctor. One became a Accountant. And one became a Lawyer.
For the fathers last will.. asked each of his three sons to put $1000 in his coffin.
Tragically, the father passed away.
The three son's (the Doctor, the Accountant, and the Lawyer) each attended the funeral.
First the Doctor went up to the coffin and laid 10 crisp $100 bills into the coffin. Secondly the Accountant laid 20 crisp, $50 bills into the coffin... It was the Lawyers turn. He walked up to the coffin took the money, and laid a check for $3000 in the coffin.
The Lawyer is now running for Congress.. possibly in your District!
Smile and the world smiles with you
Fart and the world stops smiling.
Try to make others smile my friends.
The alternative literally stinks.
Fart and the world stops smiling.
Try to make others smile my friends.
The alternative literally stinks.
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adamch
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Exercise
Begin by standing on a comfortable surface , where you have plenty of room at each side.
With a 5-LB potato sack in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can.Try to reach a full minute, and then relax.
Each day you'll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer.
After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-LB potato sacks.
Then try50-LB potato sacks and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a100-LB potato sack in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute.
(I 'm at this level.)
After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each sack.
Begin by standing on a comfortable surface , where you have plenty of room at each side.
With a 5-LB potato sack in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can.Try to reach a full minute, and then relax.
Each day you'll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer.
After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-LB potato sacks.
Then try50-LB potato sacks and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a100-LB potato sack in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute.
(I 'm at this level.)
After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each sack.