i hate it when i do that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger.then it hit me.
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dirtclod Az.
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The dean of women at an exclusive girl's college was lecturing her students on sexual morality.
"In moments of temptation," said the speaker to the class, "ask yourself just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?"
A sweet young thing in the back of the room rose to ask: "How do you make it last an hour?"
"In moments of temptation," said the speaker to the class, "ask yourself just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?"
A sweet young thing in the back of the room rose to ask: "How do you make it last an hour?"
lol.and libs clamor for trump to be impeached!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here's Hillary's "short" list.
Was it the Russian Uranium Deal?
Was it Wikileaks?
Was it Podesta?
Was it Comey?
Was it having a sexual predator as a husband?
Was it Huma Abedin's sexual predator husband Anthony Weiner?
Was it because the Clinton Foundation ripped off Haiti?
Was it subpoena violations?
Was it the congressional testimony lies?
Was it the corrupt Clinton Foundation?
Was it the Benghazi butchering?
Was it pay for play?
Was it being recorded laughing because she got a child rapist off when she was an attorney?
Was it the Travel Gate scandal?
Was it the Whitewater scandal?
Was it the Cattle Gate scandal?
Was it the Trooper Gate scandal?
OR....
Was it the the $15 million for Chelsea's apartment bought with foundation money?
Or her husband's interference with Loretta Lynch & the investigation?
Or having debate questions stolen & given to her?
Or her own secret server in her house?
Or deleting 30,000 emails?
Or having cell phones destroyed with hammers?
Was it the Seth Rich murder?
Was it the Vince Foster murder?
Was it the Gennifer Flowers assault & settlement?
Was it the $800,000 Paula Jones settlement?
Was it calling half the United States deplorable?
Was it the underhanded treatment of Bernie Sanders?
Was it Bill's impeachment?
Was it the lie about being under sniper fire in Bosnia?
Was it the $10 million she took for the pardon of Marc Rich?
Or the $6 BILLION she "lost" when in charge of the State Dept.?
Or because she is a hateful, lying, power hungry, overly ambitious, greedy, nasty person?
Here's Hillary's "short" list.
Was it the Russian Uranium Deal?
Was it Wikileaks?
Was it Podesta?
Was it Comey?
Was it having a sexual predator as a husband?
Was it Huma Abedin's sexual predator husband Anthony Weiner?
Was it because the Clinton Foundation ripped off Haiti?
Was it subpoena violations?
Was it the congressional testimony lies?
Was it the corrupt Clinton Foundation?
Was it the Benghazi butchering?
Was it pay for play?
Was it being recorded laughing because she got a child rapist off when she was an attorney?
Was it the Travel Gate scandal?
Was it the Whitewater scandal?
Was it the Cattle Gate scandal?
Was it the Trooper Gate scandal?
OR....
Was it the the $15 million for Chelsea's apartment bought with foundation money?
Or her husband's interference with Loretta Lynch & the investigation?
Or having debate questions stolen & given to her?
Or her own secret server in her house?
Or deleting 30,000 emails?
Or having cell phones destroyed with hammers?
Was it the Seth Rich murder?
Was it the Vince Foster murder?
Was it the Gennifer Flowers assault & settlement?
Was it the $800,000 Paula Jones settlement?
Was it calling half the United States deplorable?
Was it the underhanded treatment of Bernie Sanders?
Was it Bill's impeachment?
Was it the lie about being under sniper fire in Bosnia?
Was it the $10 million she took for the pardon of Marc Rich?
Or the $6 BILLION she "lost" when in charge of the State Dept.?
Or because she is a hateful, lying, power hungry, overly ambitious, greedy, nasty person?
JimP
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A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans
with a box of frozen crabs and
asked a blonde flight attendant take care of them for him.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.
He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible
for them staying frozen, mentioning, in an arrogant manner, that he was a lawyer,
and threatened what would happen to her if she let them thaw out.
Shortly before landing in New York,
she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin,
"Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans,
please raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up...so she took them home and ate them.
There are two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think!!
with a box of frozen crabs and
asked a blonde flight attendant take care of them for him.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.
He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible
for them staying frozen, mentioning, in an arrogant manner, that he was a lawyer,
and threatened what would happen to her if she let them thaw out.
Shortly before landing in New York,
she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin,
"Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans,
please raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up...so she took them home and ate them.
There are two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think!!
dirtclod Az.
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Who else is coming to AZ Coues and Stink pig huntin' Chime in in case of emergency dirtclod Az..
JimP has # Or PM me
JimP has # Or PM me
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dirtclod Az.
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and yet it is allowed to occur each and every day!
It is my desire that even a shred of the revulsion felt by this posted joke, might one day be turned upon the crimes committed by those killing millions yearly!
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dirtclod Az.
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dirtclod Az.
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oh, I'll never leave Idaho but it do sound fun. git-r-dun!!!!!!Kidoggy Az Coues and Pigs/Quail,Where are you?