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Doctors
(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is
700,000.
(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians
Per year are
120,000.
(C) Accidental deaths per physician
is
0.171
Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of
Health and Human Services.
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Now think about this:
Guns
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S.
is
80,000,000.
(Yes, that's 80 million)
(B) The number of accidental gun deaths
per year, all age groups,
is
1,500.
(C) The number of accidental deaths
per gun owner is
.0000188
Statistics courtesy of FBI
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So, statistically, doctors are approximately
9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.'
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN,
BUT
Almost everyone has at least one doctor.
This means you are over 9,000 times more likely to be killed by a doctor as by a gun owner!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Please alert your friends
to this
alarming threat.
We must ban doctors
before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!
(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is
700,000.
(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians
Per year are
120,000.
(C) Accidental deaths per physician
is
0.171
Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of
Health and Human Services.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Now think about this:
Guns
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S.
is
80,000,000.
(Yes, that's 80 million)
(B) The number of accidental gun deaths
per year, all age groups,
is
1,500.
(C) The number of accidental deaths
per gun owner is
.0000188
Statistics courtesy of FBI
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
So, statistically, doctors are approximately
9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.'
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN,
BUT
Almost everyone has at least one doctor.
This means you are over 9,000 times more likely to be killed by a doctor as by a gun owner!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Please alert your friends
to this
alarming threat.
We must ban doctors
before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!
Father O'Malley answers the phone. 'Hello, is this Father O'Malley?'
'It is!'
'This is the IRS. Can you help us?'
'I can!'
'Do you know a Ted Houlihan?'
'I do!'
'Is he a member of your congregation?'
'He is!'
'Did he donate $10,000 to the church?'
'He will.'
'It is!'
'This is the IRS. Can you help us?'
'I can!'
'Do you know a Ted Houlihan?'
'I do!'
'Is he a member of your congregation?'
'He is!'
'Did he donate $10,000 to the church?'
'He will.'
JimP
Administrator
JimP
Administrator
dirtclod Az.
Veteran member
Jim P brother coming in to town from Va. Makers Mark or a little less expensive Evan Williams?Green/Black.
Also making egg nog ...Rum?
Also making egg nog ...Rum?
JimP
Administrator
Ya, if that was really my shower there would be no JD, for some reason I don't like it.
I would replace it with some Crown Royal.
I would replace it with some Crown Royal.
Last night I reached for my liquid Viagra,
but accidentally drank from a bottle of Wite-out. This morning I woke up with a huge correction.
A boarding house in town blew up yesterday. Roomers are still flying.
"What do you mean I was lucky?" asked the woman, after being hit by a bicycle. The cyclist replied: "I usually drive a bus."
Our grandson didn't tell us why he'd been eating glue. His lips were sealed.
The other day I got hit on the head with a soda. Fortunately, it was a soft drink.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall..................and a pretty good summer and spring too.
but accidentally drank from a bottle of Wite-out. This morning I woke up with a huge correction.
A boarding house in town blew up yesterday. Roomers are still flying.
"What do you mean I was lucky?" asked the woman, after being hit by a bicycle. The cyclist replied: "I usually drive a bus."
Our grandson didn't tell us why he'd been eating glue. His lips were sealed.
The other day I got hit on the head with a soda. Fortunately, it was a soft drink.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall..................and a pretty good summer and spring too.
QuazyQuinton
Active Member
Did you hear about the guy who stole the toilet from the police station? The police couldn't catch him because they had nothing to go on.
QQ
dirtclod Az.
Veteran member
don't feel bad . it's probably over the heads of most in the nation.OK...way over my head.