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[JimP]

 

[kidoggy]

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it Snowed, So I Made a Snowman
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman, too.
8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it should have been two snow men instead.
8:22 - The transgender man…woman...person...asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 - I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 - The Muslim across the road demands the snow woman wear a burqa.
8:40 - The Police arrive saying someone has been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from the ABC station shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 - Now I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobic, sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I am asked if I have any accomplices. My children are taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters And Muslim ‘immigrants’, offended by everything, are marching down the street demanding that I be beheaded.
Moral? There is no moral to this story. It's just a view of the world in which we live today...
and it is only getting worse and worse.

 

[nv-hunter]

 

[kidoggy]

What shall we be outraged/offended about today?

I'll start.
- Skyscrapers. These are phallic symbols designed to belittle women and those less endowed. When seeing a skyscraper the easily offended feel excluded and trampled upon.


oh yeah …. MERRY CHRISTMAS to all you jokesters!

 

[Bonecollector]

 

[kidoggy]

My wife hates it when Walmart doesn't have what she needs because then she has to go home, take off the pajamas, take out the curlers, take a shower, put on a little makeup and go to Target.

 

[kidoggy]

After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along...and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep...your mouth shut.

 

[kidoggy]

I met a girl crying outside the mall and I asked her what's wrong, she said that she had lost $200. So I gave her $40 from the $200 I picked up at the entrance. When you're blessed you must bless others.

 

[kidoggy]

Dad, can you tell me

what a solar eclipse is like?

No sun.

 

[Prerylyon]

 

[dirtclod Az.]

I done told you them Antelope Jacks are Biguns'!

 

[kidoggy]

that must be what attacked pres carter

 

[kidoggy]

I tried Wookie meat once

...it was Chewy!......

 

[kidoggy]

Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good…mostly A’s and a couple of B’s.
However, her teacher had written across the bottom: “Sally is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks too much in school. I have an idea I am going to try, which I think may break her of the habit.”
Sally’s dad signed her report card, putting a note on the back: “Please let me know if your idea works on Sally because I would like to try it out on her mother.”

 

[JimP]

 

[kidoggy]

CNN interviews prophets

AOC says that if we don't change our ways, the world will end in 12 years. Al Gore backed her up saying, "I've been telling people that for 30 years now".

 

[JimP]

For those of you that are heading out to a party tonight.

 

[nv-hunter]

 

[nv-hunter]

 

[dirtclod Az.]

Here's one for "doggy"

Did you here about the kidnapping in the park?
They woke him up.