A guy and his wife are out kayaking in Alaska, she takes her kayak around this small island, him around the other side, the fog rolls in and he cant find her, after a frantic search, he calls out the coast guard and state police. He spends a sleepless night by phone, as dawn breaks theres a knock on the door, he opens it all blurry eyed, there stands 2 sad faced state cops. All he can stammer out is well? The older state cop speaks up, we have bad news, good news and great news........ the husband stammers, give me the bad news first, state cop replies, we found her, 25 feet down, she had drowned, choking back the tears he ask, whats the good news??? Well when we pulled her up, she had 12 king crab, 20 opilio crabs and 18 snow crabs on her, stunned he yells, WHAT IN GODS NAME could the great news be? wringing his hands the state cop replies, we're bringing her up again tomorrow
