Where should I apply in Wyoming?

[Musket Man]

I hate to butt in on you and UH... But, if I gave you $50, you think you could move him to a different locale, and provide me with GPS co-ordinates?

$50? Chaining an elk to a tree is harder then it looks

 

[Umpqua Hunter]

View attachment 7353 I found you a bull HU. He will be chained to a tree 50 yards off the road on notellum ridge

Chained to a tree could work, but a tall fence would be better. That way I could enter him in SCI.

 

[ssliger]

Is there any way someone could shoot it, and process the meat. Then I could drive up and pick up the cape with all the meat packaged. It would really help.

 

[THelms]

For $100.00 an a suitcase of Hamm's Eino and and me vill choot it, buchr it, freeze it, an daliver da whole ting wit da cape an horns, eh! (as long as we get home to watch Da Packers!) You betcha.

 

[Musket Man]

Chained to a tree could work, but a tall fence would be better. That way I could enter him in SCI.

I know of a place in Idaho. Bet I could even get them to run 1 into a corral for ya! There are big bulls in that big fence every time I drive by. Best part is you could get a general OTC Idaho tag to put on it and tell everyone you packed 20 miles into the wilderness

 

[Musket Man]

I tried joining SCI a few years back. I think they are a good organization and do alot of good things but I just couldnt get past all the high fence hunts in their magazine so I decided not to be a member anymore.

 

[Eberle]

Can I pay for it with food stamps?

Food Stamps? I thought it was Obama Dollars?

 

[THelms]

Wait, I thought you got a complimentary elk from the government when you signed up for Obamacare. Or was it a white Big Horn Ram?

 

[Musket Man]

Obamacare should come with a wolf.

 

[THelms]

And a Grizzly!

 

[Umpqua Hunter]

Please use Arial Black bold 7 point font in your replies. I am getting older and it makes it easier for me to see.

With that said, the bull should be within 50 yards of the road so I can both see it and drag it to my truck.

 

[THelms]

Drag It? Don't you have a team of "guides" for that?

 

[Timberstalker]

Talk to the local fence contractors that build the elk fences, they should be able to point you in the right direction!

 

[In God We Trust]

This is the funniest and sadly the most common question posed on here. Good call UH

 

[Musket Man]

Do you have a gun and a truck or are you looking to borrow those too?

 

[Umpqua Hunter]

Do you have a gun and a truck or are you looking to borrow those too?

Musket Man, as I so kindly requested, please post in 7 point font. I actually had to find my glasses and put them on to read your post. That was upsetting. I already have to deal with numerous disrespectful people at work who write things in tiny 12 point font, and I shouldn't have to deal with that on this forum. This is MY thread and is about what helps ME out.

A gun? A truck? Are you trying to tell me that Fish and Game doesn't provide those? What the heck am I paying them all that money for a non-resident tag for?

 

[Umpqua Hunter]

View attachment 7353 I found you a bull HU. He will be chained to a tree 50 yards off the road on notellum ridge

Unfortunately that bull will not do. I am looking for a bull with a bit more character for my wall. Besides, I will be burning one point for this hunt.

 

[Musket Man]

If you want my advise you can find your glasses and read my posts in whatever size I type them in and it really upset me having to scroll down so far to read your post in such big letters. I was going to compromise with you and use size 6 but to tell you the way it is I cant get my computer to change sizes so you will just have to use your spotting scope to read it! I hate to break it to you but I think you will need 2 points to draw the hunt you are looking for. On the bright side you will have a whole extra year to find the place you are looking for!

 

[Musket Man]

I understand that years of working in a prison has really impacted your attitude but you cant taser us if we dont do what you say

 

[Umpqua Hunter]

If you want my advise you can find your glasses and read my posts in whatever size I type them in and it really upset me having to scroll down so far to read your post in such big letters. I was going to compromise with you and use size 6 but to tell you the way it is I cant get my computer to change sizes so you will just have to use your spotting scope to read it! I hate to break it to you but I think you will need 2 points to draw the hunt you are looking for. On the bright side you will have a whole extra year to find the place you are looking for!

Two points is totally unacceptable, in fact one point is a bit too much to swallow. Considering the money we non residents pay and the cost for fuel these days to drive all the way to Wyoming and then pay to eat at their restaurants, and stay in their hotels, they should make it much easier on us. How hard would it be for them to create farms and raise elk that they release for us to hunt. The fish and game has been doing that with fish and hatcheries for years. Why can't they provide helicopters to access difficult to reach public lands. It is about time that the game departments caught up with the times.

PS: Musket Man. I've decided to compromise with you and use 6 point font. If I squint really hard I can read it without my glasses.