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Cowboy,If that riceburner backs into something he's gonna get an earfull of alarm!!Rocky Mtn. Oysters From H3LL...
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I took my grandkids out to a nice dinner last night i was so embarrassed when they started acting up i dropped a whole handfull of mashed potatos
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would be funny ,cept it is probably true.
There was an army lieutenant who had a squad of new recruits. He picked up a woman one night and went home with her. The next day, as she dropped him off at the base, he suggested introducing her to his squad. She didn't want to, but he insisted. Years later, the lieutenant was about to be promoted to full colonel, but during the confirmation he was suddenly denied it. It seems that the woman from the bar had lodged a complaint. Her accusation: he had shown her his privates against her will. #metoo strikes again!
There was an army lieutenant who had a squad of new recruits. He picked up a woman one night and went home with her. The next day, as she dropped him off at the base, he suggested introducing her to his squad. She didn't want to, but he insisted. Years later, the lieutenant was about to be promoted to full colonel, but during the confirmation he was suddenly denied it. It seems that the woman from the bar had lodged a complaint. Her accusation: he had shown her his privates against her will. #metoo strikes again!
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Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?'
Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.'
'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?'
'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'
Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.'
'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?'
'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'
Two young brothers in Rome, aged 12 and 14..
One day, two young brothers in Rome, aged 12 and 14, came home with a 20 and 50 euro note. Their mother asked them where they got all that money from.
"Well, we were standing outside the brothel when a guy left," said the 12-year-old. "We told him that we knew where he had been, so he asked us not to reveal anything and gave us 20 euros."
"Then we followed the man," said the other boy, "and when he came to his house we told him that now we also knew where he lived. Then he gave us another 50 euros and begged us to keep quiet."
"That's a truly awful behaviour," the mother replied. "You really should be ashamed of yourselves and feel sorry for the man. Off you go to confession in the church."
The boys did what they were told and went to the Church, to confess and atone before the priest.
After a while they came back with 100 euros, because now they also knew where the man worked!
One day, two young brothers in Rome, aged 12 and 14, came home with a 20 and 50 euro note. Their mother asked them where they got all that money from.
"Well, we were standing outside the brothel when a guy left," said the 12-year-old. "We told him that we knew where he had been, so he asked us not to reveal anything and gave us 20 euros."
"Then we followed the man," said the other boy, "and when he came to his house we told him that now we also knew where he lived. Then he gave us another 50 euros and begged us to keep quiet."
"That's a truly awful behaviour," the mother replied. "You really should be ashamed of yourselves and feel sorry for the man. Off you go to confession in the church."
The boys did what they were told and went to the Church, to confess and atone before the priest.
After a while they came back with 100 euros, because now they also knew where the man worked!