jocularity

kidoggy

Veteran member
Apr 23, 2016
8,616
8,928
55
idaho
some like biden . most either hate or pity him.
but IS HE REALLY THE BEST AND BRIGHTEST THE LIBS HAVE TO OFFER?

surely we can all agree on that!
 

87TT

Active Member
Apr 23, 2013
485
731
Idaho
Putin visits a fortune teller …
"Putin visits a fortune teller and asks her what will happen in the near future.

She says; "I see you riding in a limousine through a large crowd, the people are happy, laughing and cheering, jumping for joy, hugging each other and all have big smiles on their faces!"

Putin asks her; "Am I waving at them?!?"

No, she says, the coffin is closed...!"
 

kidoggy

Veteran member
Apr 23, 2016
8,616
8,928
55
idaho
gotta love old age...........
I couldn't find any Easter eggs today...

.......................and I hid them myself !
 
  • Like
Reactions: idcwby

kidoggy

Veteran member
Apr 23, 2016
8,616
8,928
55
idaho
In the village where Betty lived...

she went to the cemetery every day, to water the flowers on her deceased husband, Harry's grave.

When she finished she always got up, faced Harry's tombstone and walked away, backwards, leaving the graveyard.

One day her friend Leila asked, "Betty, why do you always leave the cemetery walking backwards?"

So, Betty answered, "When Harry was alive he always told me, Betty, you've got such a great ass it could bring a dead man back to life...!!"

Betty continued... "I'm not taking any chances...!"
 
  • Like
Reactions: idcwby

kidoggy

Veteran member
Apr 23, 2016
8,616
8,928
55
idaho
Police have confirmed...

...that the man who tragically fell from the roof of an 18th floor nightclub was not a bouncer.
 
  • Like
Reactions: El Serio

kidoggy

Veteran member
Apr 23, 2016
8,616
8,928
55
idaho
I want to go to Canada for study purposes but I don't know about canada visa processing time pakistan. Please help me with it if you have the knowledge or direct to me the right way where I can get current information right now. Your help world be appreciated.
why would you study in canada ? them crazy cannuks don't know nuthin.
 

kidoggy

Veteran member
Apr 23, 2016
8,616
8,928
55
idaho
For those who understand, no explanation is needed.

For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.

Not fair to make judgment of this, until you see what the Fire Chief says!!!!

In South Los Angeles, a 4-plex home was destroyed by a fire.

A Mexican family of six, all welfare recipients and gang members, lived on the first floor. They died.

An Islamic group of seven welfare cheats, all illegally in the country from Kenya, lived on the second floor. They, too, all perished.

Six LA, Hispanic, gang bangers & ex-cons lived on the 3rd floor. They, too, died.

A white couple lived on the top floor. The couple survived the fire.

Jesse Jackson, John Burris and Al Sharpton were furious!! They flew into LA and met with the fire chief. On camera, they loudly demanded to know why blacks, Muslims and Hispanics all died in the fire and why only the white couple lived?

The Fire Chief said, "They were at work."
 
  • Like
Reactions: idcwby

kidoggy

Veteran member
Apr 23, 2016
8,616
8,928
55
idaho
Scientists say the average size of the male penis has gone down to 4 inches, which only goes to show how big the Chinese population has been getting.
 

kidoggy

Veteran member
Apr 23, 2016
8,616
8,928
55
idaho
A little girl is sitting watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly notices that her mother has several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette hair. She inquisitively asks, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time a little girl does something wrong and makes her mommy cry or makes her unhappy, one of her hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and said, "You must have really aggravated Grandma."
 

kidoggy

Veteran member
Apr 23, 2016
8,616
8,928
55
idaho
A fortune teller started laughing seconds after looking into her crystal ball. The client hits her.
The fortune teller asks, "Why did you do that?"
The client says, "My mother always told me to strike a happy medium !"
 

JimP

Veteran member
Mar 28, 2016
6,536
7,455
69
Gypsum, Co
Better than a flu shot

Miss Shirley, The church organist, Was in her seventies And had never
been married. She was admired for her
sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her
and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat
while she prepared tea... As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the
young minister
noticed a cut glass
bowl Sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water
Foated. of all things, a condom!

When she returned With tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried
to stifle his curiosity About the bowl of water and its
strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer
resist. 'Miss Shirley', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about
this? Pointing
to the bowl. 'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it
wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this
little package on the
ground. The directions said To place it on the organ, Keep it wet and that
it would prevent the spread of disease.
Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.
 
  • Haha
Reactions: Hilltop and idcwby