Reminds me of one time I fell out of a canoe while bowfishing and got back in and looked around to make sure somebody didn't see me. I was in the middle of nowhere.... Then I heard a voice from the bank. It was a black guy fishing under a limb in the shadows and I didn't see him and he said "Don't worry I wont tell anyone.." we both had a good laugh. He then said "you the same guy that pissed right in front of me last weekend while shooting fish?" I said, "no, it must have been my brother... " (I dont have a brother...) "Well you guys must be twins and you both have the same colored bow!"
We then both burst out laughing!