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  1. mallardsx2

    Wyoming mule deer hunts

    Mostly because they were VERY VERY lucky. lol
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    Mega Millions lottery

    Also, I would change my name immediately. I wonder how many Mike Smith's there are in the country?
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    Best broadheads for elk?

    Rage in the Cage!!!! Just kidding, I'll stick with my muzzy 4-blade.
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    Time is up! Good luck!

    Sitting this year out in Colorado. We chose to instead lease some property (which I dont really like doing) in Illinois and after dealing with the neighbor there last weekend I am wishing I had applied for HC deer with my bow instead....I guarantee the fat retard trespassing on Saturday isn't...
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    Dog issue

    -Let the dog outside more. Run him more. Lab pups need a LOT of outside time. -Get him on a good feed schedule and let him outside after you feed him. 8 Hours is a long time for a Lab to be in a little kennel..... That would be like putting you inside a kennel for 2.5 days..... To be frank, if...
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    We need to go back to: Ride Fast and Take Chances

    No but I remember how bad a BB gun stung when your buddy disregarded the "1 pump" rule.... Thank god paintball guns became popular. It was much safer. I have scars from both actually.....
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    We need to go back to: Ride Fast and Take Chances

    Its certainly a changes world. Sometimes I catch myself giving my daughter hell for doing "something stupid". Then I think about it and I say to myself "I survived way worse than that"..... Cuaght her getting air in the Pioneer 500 the other day over a water break in the field with her little...
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    Name That Puppy!

    Jack That was the name of my old squirrel dog. When we didnt get many squirrels I would always tell my hunting partners that Jack was having an off day...which was funny literally every single time.
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    How Do You Breakdown an Elk?

    Me too. Great pack.
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    What is Trophy Hunting?

    I dont have nor have I ever had IG FB or TW....So I dont really get exposed to a lot of people who judge me externally, nor would I tolerate it. Worst case scenario is that I post a picture of my deer or whatever on here and to be honest I dont really think there are many on here that would...
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    The Memes Thread!

    I hope anyone who talks on the phone in a public bathroom drops their phone in their pile.....I find that almost as annoying as when the person in front of me at the checkout is on the phone while the cashier is trying to talk to them. People need punched. Too bad its illegal these days for...
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    How Do You Breakdown an Elk?

    My Gutless Process in a nutshell: 1. Get the animal onto its side if it isn't already. 2. Stretch the animal out & get my contractor garbage bag cut and laid out on the ground. 3. Run knife from the base of the tail the whole way to the back of the head. 4. Cut a ring around the knee on each...
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    Is this poaching punishment enough?

    Being a lifelong waterfowl hunter, I heard of plenty of people who were up to no good. Some guys dont know when enough is enough. For instance, I saw one group of guys shoot way over their limit of blackducks up on lake Ontario one morning. By pure chance, they had the man waiting on them at...
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    2021 Turkey plans

    Had a bird skirt me with some hens on Saturday morning. He would respond to my calls but I never did see him. Clearley he had hens and was on a mission. There was no way to get out ahead of him due to a high flowing river. I think its the "Godzilla" bird I have been after for a coupe of...
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    Guided Cow Elk Hunt?

    This is all I could come up with for you. The $500 deal was for friends and family only. They dont offer it to outside company. I found this for you. UT Grouse Creek Cow Elk Landowner Tag on Private (Tag Only) [email protected] (415) 706-1204 ~$1600 for a three day...
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    Barbary Sheep Hunt

    Very cool! Thanks for sharing the pictures. People living in those caves makes me appreciate temporarily living in a camper...lol
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    The Memes Thread!

    Reminds me of Dan Fitzgerald grilling deer steaks on his treestand. lol
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    The Memes Thread!

    I don't know who is watching this live coverage of the "presidents" speech but the above photo is enough... We are the laughing stock of the world right now and everyone is in awe... Good God, this guys kids should seriously have a talk with their father....
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    2021 Turkey plans

    They are used to the wind there. lol :ROFLMAO: