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yeah pretty funny but I bet a pile of Texans would like a pair of Commie Bernies mittens now..

Well with a name of MaineCanoe Guide it stands to reason Ive done plenty. The rivers here in Maine run from flat water to terrifying. Most of them are several miles of easy going and then short steep rapids. I'll tell you... scouting a rapid from the top ,picking out a route thru the rocks and...

I'LL CHECK THAT STUFF OUT. There are all kinds of good ideas out there and thingsI have never heard of. Some of the newer industrial quality adhesives are just great. And GRK star bit screws are changing the building business here in Maine. Big nice fancy houses are being built without...

I know I would never have hunted out west without the internet. Living on the coast of Maine Wyoming is a whole new world. I planned a trip with my wife to Utah and Wyoming hitting the tourist spots Yellowstone, Sheridan , The little Bighorn and then went on a guided Antelope hunt. That was...

I spent 6 weeks in Baja exploring in a Ford Ranger. I built a box about a foot tall that slid out like a big drawer. I packed almost everything in that food ,cooking stuff, clothes even an outboard. That drawer slid inside a platform where I slept. I had a lumber rack that I built a...

Never been to anything like that. We don't have a lot of cowboys in Maine....but of course after a couple coffee brandies some of the young bucks THINK that they are. I bet that is a good time . I would assume they have spectators an all that stuff. Good luck and have fun.

Thanks guys.... Those are exactly the kind of reasonable, sane answers I had hoped to get . Anyone else wanna jump in feel free. When it comes down to safety od your kids and neighbors I don't think there is a question. Perhaps I can ask his wife to put a medical restriction so the feds would...

Guys I have a serious question for you. I have a friend who has Early Onset Altzimers. It's pretty grim but for now he can still work some but he has made some bad choices and I don't trust his judgement. Anyway he is talking about buying a rifle. He has had some firearms experience cause he...

65 Blue blood New Englander. Direct descendent of Roger Williams who founded Rhode Island moms side. Fathers side first settlers of New York. I'm a self employed construction worker still roofing and building houses. It's that Puritan work ethic thing. My conservative friends think I'm a...

Maine humor.................What's 120 yards long and has 7 teeth?................................The front row at Central Maine Speedway.

Maine humor..........Heard down at the lobster bait house......For 20 years my wife has been trying to change me into the kind of man she wants.......................................................Now she complains I'm not the man I used to be.

Maine humor........A Maine farmer was plowing his field.....course it was all steep and rocky and small. ........A big Cadillac with Texas plates pulls over and a guy gets out. ............Say there .....he calls out ......is this your farm?...Mainer looks at him and says...

Maine humor...................................................I never knew what true happiness was till I got married...............................It was too late then.

I’ve seen pictures of those of those big southern diamondbacks. Talk about a nightmare. Some of those snakes are big enough to make a sleeping bag out of.

I think rattlesnakes are pretty cool but i’m glad we don’have them in Maine. I’d like to have a rifle sling made from one. Sometime when I go out west I’d like to go on a snake hunt with someone who knows where they are.No way am I going after them myself.