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Southern California Math Test
REVISED HIGH SCHOOL MATH
PROFICIENCY EXAM FOR SO. CAL.
NAME______________________________
GANG NAME_________________________
1) Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold?
2) Rufus pimps 3 hos. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Rufus' $800 per day crack habit?
3) Jerome wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make a 20% profit. How many ounces will he need?
4) Willie gets $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for stealing a Corvette, and $100 for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes, and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal to have $900?
5) Raoul got 6 years for murder, he also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?
**Extra credit question: How much more time will he get for killing the ho that spent his money??**
6) If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with 3 eight-ounce cans of spray paint?
7) Hector knocked up 3 girls in the gang. There are 27 girls in his gang. What is the exact percentage of girls Hector knocked up?
8) Bernie is a lookout for the gang. Bernie has a boa constrictor that eats 3 small rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat. If Bernie makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can he feed the boa with one week's salary?
9) Billy steals Joe's skateboard. As Billy skates away at 35 mph, Joe loads his 357 Magnum. If it takes Joe 20 seconds to load his Magnum, how far away will Billy be when he gets whacked?
REVISED HIGH SCHOOL MATH
PROFICIENCY EXAM FOR SO. CAL.
NAME______________________________
GANG NAME_________________________
1) Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold?
2) Rufus pimps 3 hos. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Rufus' $800 per day crack habit?
3) Jerome wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make a 20% profit. How many ounces will he need?
4) Willie gets $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for stealing a Corvette, and $100 for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes, and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal to have $900?
5) Raoul got 6 years for murder, he also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?
**Extra credit question: How much more time will he get for killing the ho that spent his money??**
6) If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with 3 eight-ounce cans of spray paint?
7) Hector knocked up 3 girls in the gang. There are 27 girls in his gang. What is the exact percentage of girls Hector knocked up?
8) Bernie is a lookout for the gang. Bernie has a boa constrictor that eats 3 small rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat. If Bernie makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can he feed the boa with one week's salary?
9) Billy steals Joe's skateboard. As Billy skates away at 35 mph, Joe loads his 357 Magnum. If it takes Joe 20 seconds to load his Magnum, how far away will Billy be when he gets whacked?
dirtclod Az.
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dirtclod Az.
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A.O. Cortez Is still running around the Capital looking for Phil A. Busters office.
She says she wants to be on the appropriations committee because she understands when something is appropriate.
She says we shouldn’t just teach Civics in schools, we should teach about all automobiles.
When they delivered a new TV to her office and read on the box built-in antenna she asked the delivery person if antenna was a city in China.
When asked of her choice for speaker of the house she said Bose.
She says she supports veterans because they help pets.
She wore a sleeveless shirt at a meeting to support her right to bare arms.
She wanted a trade embargo on Romania because of tainted romaine lettuce.
She wanted to know how much tuition is at the Electoral College.
When asked if she knew the Capital of Texas she said “T”.
She says she wants to be on the appropriations committee because she understands when something is appropriate.
She says we shouldn’t just teach Civics in schools, we should teach about all automobiles.
When they delivered a new TV to her office and read on the box built-in antenna she asked the delivery person if antenna was a city in China.
When asked of her choice for speaker of the house she said Bose.
She says she supports veterans because they help pets.
She wore a sleeveless shirt at a meeting to support her right to bare arms.
She wanted a trade embargo on Romania because of tainted romaine lettuce.
She wanted to know how much tuition is at the Electoral College.
When asked if she knew the Capital of Texas she said “T”.
dirtclod Az.
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can say with complete honesty that I have never smoked it!Smokin' Rope.
however I attended enough parties when younger to acknowledge that without a doubt I have inhaled.
I guess that makes me a second hand rope smoker.
these days I don't drink ,smoke , fight, party or do much of anything, really. have become pretty damn boring.
can barely even drag my fat arse out to hunt anymore.
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you know , the funny thing is, this argument would probably win in a court of law today!
it is most certainly the type argument that wins the popular vote!!!!!!!!!!!!
The sign said clothes were 50% off.
But every woman in there was fully dressed. That’s false advertising!
it is most certainly the type argument that wins the popular vote!!!!!!!!!!!!
The sign said clothes were 50% off.
But every woman in there was fully dressed. That’s false advertising!
dirtclod Az.
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got two . they are elusive lil creatures.People and Potatoes in Idaho are so smart!
Wanna buy a Jackalope?
here are some pics for those who have yet to see one.
first pic is the female jackalope . males have black face patch and are extremely rare.
second pics is the male gazelk.. female of species has no antlers and are often mistaken for the common jackrabbit
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dirtclod Az.
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A Snow plow truck was being followed by a car for about 30 minutes. the driver, concerned there might be something wrong, stopped and got out , and approached the car driver.... the window opened revealing a blonde at the wheel..
"What are you doing?" asked the plow driver.
" My father told me in heavy snow I should follow a plow truck whenever possible, because that's the safest road surface." she replied
The plowman shrugged his shoulders and said "Suit yourself, I'm done with Walmart, I am going to target next."
"What are you doing?" asked the plow driver.
" My father told me in heavy snow I should follow a plow truck whenever possible, because that's the safest road surface." she replied
The plowman shrugged his shoulders and said "Suit yourself, I'm done with Walmart, I am going to target next."