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[kidoggy]

My friend got mad at me

for smelling his sister's underwear.

I don't know if it was because she was still wearing them...

Or because the rest of the family was there...

Either way, it made the rest of the funeral really awkward.

 

[Bonecollector]

My friend got mad at me

for smelling his sister's underwear.

I don't know if it was because she was still wearing them...

Or because the rest of the family was there...

Either way, it made the rest of the funeral really awkward.

Now that is truly messed up!


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[kidoggy]

Now that is truly messed up!


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BUT HILLARIOUS! if ya can't laugh at that ,yer in the wrong place.

 

[Bonecollector]

BUT HILLARIOUS! if ya can't laugh at that ,yer in the wrong place.

Oh I laughed! Thx.


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[dirtclod Az.]

Ew!that smell...

 

[kidoggy]

EVEN MORE MESSED UP



I'm gonna miss her but take comfort she is with the lord now.

 

[kidoggy]

Sex is like math...
Add the bed. Subtract the clothes. Divide the legs, and pray you don't multiply

 

[kidoggy]

Did you hear about the young streaker who ran naked through the church?
The priest caught him by the organ.

 

[kidoggy]

Even though my girlfriend is addicted to meth,
I still love her.
She's so beautiful. Those lips, those eyes, that tooth.




my wife and I have been getting along great.
I think it's just a big misunderstanding.

 

[JimP]

 

[JimP]

 

[JimP]

 

[kidoggy]

pocahontis

 

[kidoggy]

The other day I found a mouse in my shoes
He looked so stupid. They were way too big for him

 

[dirtclod Az.]

Today at the bank,an old lady asked me to help check her balance.So I pushed her over.

 

[kidoggy]

A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation. She's laid on a hospital trolley bed with nothing on, except a sheet over her. The nurse pushes the trolley down the corridor towards the operating theatre, where she leaves the girl on the trolley outside, while she goes in to check whether everything is ready. A young man wearing a white coat approaches, lifts the sheet up and starts examining her naked body. He puts the sheet back and then walks away and talks to another man in a white coat. The second man comes over, lifts the sheet and does the same examinations. When a third man does the same thing, but more closely, she grows impatient and says: "All these examinations are fine and appreciated, but when are you going to start the operation?"

The man in the white coat shrugged his shoulders: "I have no idea. We're just painting the corridor."

 

[kidoggy]

I once farted in an Apple store and everyone got angry.........
it's not my fault they don't have Windows

 

[7mag]

3 kids were arguing on the playground over whos dad is the fastest.
Kid #1 says his dad is so fast he cac set up a target at 40 yards, shoot an arrow at it and grab the arrow out of the air before it hits the target!
Kid #2 says his dad can set up a target at 100 yards shoot a rifle at it and nab the bullet before it hits the target.
Kid #3 shakes his head and says thats nothing! My dad works for the government, he gets off at 5:00 and he is home by 4:30 every day!

 

[JimP]

 

[JimP]