My buddy thought it would be cute to zip tie my drive shaft one time. I heard something clicking and looked under there and was like "Crap he got me"...Next time I saw him he asked me how my truck was running while smirking and I pretended like I had no idea what he was talking about and told him it was running fine...
When he went to the bathroom I ran outside and tied off and hid a whole roll of survey flagging under the back side of his bumper. It bounced out while he was going down the highway......He called me up bitching...."I got no idea what you're talking about?!?! "