"It's paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone."
Andy Rooney
"The older I get, the better I used to be."
Lee Trevino
"Grandchildren don't make a man feel old, it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother that does."
J. Norman Collie
"The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for."
Will Rogers
"The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened.
Mark Twain
"Old people shouldn't eat healthy foods. They need all the preservatives they can get."
Robert Orben
