scents..... of a woman

ivorytip

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ok... kind of off the wall but i am working with a coworker who stinks so flippin bad!!!!!!! whats my move? ive dry heaved a few times its so bad and she asks whats wrong and i tell her my stomach doesnt feel good.smells like rotten milk, i need some help here. i may go get my estrus wafers and pin them on me.... they smell so much better.
 

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Hahahahhah wow! I'm laughing with you not at you!

I'm the kind if person that doesn't have much of a filter. I would come rite out and tell her she freakin STINKS!!

On a more pro way to go about it I would talk to my boss and ask them to say somthing to her.

Orrrrrrrr maybe a care package with soap, scrub pads, shampoo and a little note that says USE THIS!
 

swampokie

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With the current inflation and price gouging I can certainly see how a gal could let herself slide! With the cost of water, soap and deodorant!
ok... kind of off the wall but i am working with a coworker who stinks so flippin bad!!!!!!! whats my move? ive dry heaved a few times its so bad and she asks whats wrong and i tell her my stomach doesnt feel good.smells like rotten milk, i need some help here. i may go get my estrus wafers and pin them on me.... they smell so much better.
 

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Breathe through your mouth.

The only problem is your eyes may still water. I worked with someone in Europe that rarely bathed (which is more common there). It was awful.
 
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ivorytip

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hell no im not gonna breath with my mouth, i dont wanna taste that. i think a shot of turk will help me out
 

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Ivorytip, You are going about this all wrong! You are missing the perfect opportunity to do a review on all scent free products on the market. Wipes, sprays, the ozoneator ( or whatever you call that thing)? I look forward to your review.
 

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Kindof funny situation for an outsider. Its a woman that stinks? That is a little surprising. I understand how hard it would be to just come out and tell them. My hygiene isn't exactly up to snuff at times myself, so it makes it hard to tell someone else they stink. My father in law had a similar situation with a neighbor. He finally just told him that he really stinks. It has helped in that situation. I don't deal with cigarette smoke well, and I have kindof an expressive face. My reaction to co-workers who jump in my truck smelling like smoke is not very subtle, but the reaction is not on purpose. I think they get the gist and don't ride with me, or maybe I am the one that stinks, either way it works out good for me.

Short story long, I think there comes a time when you have to politely express some concern directly to the person.
 

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Try a cover scent (skunk, fox, doe urine, etc.) around her office area -- might be more tolerable... :)
 

ivorytip

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there are 8 of us working the floor, 5 gals 3 guys, i mentioned it to one of the other gals and she said... i am so glad im not the only one that thinks she stinks, so withthat said and with what was said on the replies..... i am going to place some of my wafers behind the desk and hang some from the air vents. several times now ive asked out loud what that smell is. ill return with an update...ha brw, yesterday she was bad too. to be honest i think its her perfume. she unless her hubby is playing a trick on her she has nast y taste
 

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Look for the good in the situation....take her bear hunting with you. No need to haul in bait, she'll attract bears in all by herself. Just don't sit too close to her.
 

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ok... kind of off the wall but i am working with a coworker who stinks so flippin bad!!!!!!! whats my move? ive dry heaved a few times its so bad and she asks whats wrong and i tell her my stomach doesnt feel good.smells like rotten milk, i need some help here. i may go get my estrus wafers and pin them on me.... they smell so much better.
LOL.... I am a real fan of good cowboy flicks. If you have seen MONTE WALSH with Tom Selleck you will remember the cook and how bad he was. They gave him a bath in the water tank outside the kitchen. Reminds me of when I was in the service and giving someone a GI shower!!! Give you any ideas?
 

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LOL.... I am a real fan of good cowboy flicks. If you have seen MONTE WALSH with Tom Selleck you will remember the cook and how bad he was. They gave him a bath in the water tank outside the kitchen. Reminds me of when I was in the service and giving someone a GI shower!!! Give you any ideas?
Lmao, that's a funny scene. And this is a funny topic, someone could really have fun with this thread lol
 

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Just try to be nice about it. Tell her that you aren't trying to be mean or hurt her feelings, but "her cologne smells bad". Some people are oblivious to smells. Especially if they have pets that live in the house... If you went to work with your shirt accidentally tucked into your underwear and your tidy whities were showing, wouldn't you want to be told that before you went to an important meeting? "Yo dude, heads up, I can see your underwear". Or had some toilet paper trailing behind you. It's not professional to stink at a high level.

Unless she's your boss, then you'll just have to suffer through it. lol
 

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Id let the supervisor know and buy a lysol plug in. And if still nothing put a clothes hanger on your nose and hose her down with febreeze.
 

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LOL.... I am a real fan of good cowboy flicks. If you have seen MONTE WALSH with Tom Selleck you will remember the cook and how bad he was. They gave him a bath in the water tank outside the kitchen. Reminds me of when I was in the service and giving someone a GI shower!!! Give you any ideas?
"you cant have no idea how little I care" LOL!
 

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Hahahahhah wow! I'm laughing with you not at you!

I'm the kind if person that doesn't have much of a filter. I would come rite out and tell her she freakin STINKS!!

On a more pro way to go about it I would talk to my boss and ask them to say somthing to her.

Orrrrrrrr maybe a care package with soap, scrub pads, shampoo and a little note that says USE THIS!
That's cruel.