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woodtick

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot of whiskey then looks into his pocket. He does this over and over again.
Finally, the bartender asks why he orders a shot of whiskey and afterwards look into his pocket.
The man responded, "I have a picture of my wife in there and when she starts to look good then i'll go home."
 

Musket Man

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot of whiskey then looks into his pocket. He does this over and over again.
Finally, the bartender asks why he orders a shot of whiskey and afterwards look into his pocket.
The man responded, "I have a picture of my wife in there and when she starts to look good then i'll go home."
How many shots did it take?
 

packmule

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I'm getting to the same point, when my Mom and Dad finally pass it'll be hard for me to hang out with my siblings!!!
My brother is an idiot & my sis just moved to ATL but I like her despite her weird New Yorker husband. I get a kick out of taking my bro's son hunting without inviting my bro.
 

packmule

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What did it weigh? Bow fishing is a blast, been a while since I've gone. Used to be able to do it from a 4wheeler riding the trails along the river and sloughs a cpl miles through the woods from where I grew up.
 

packmule

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Two 'Bama grads were duck hunting and they weren't getting any ducks so one asked the other one, "I wonder why we aren't getting any ducks?" The other says, "Maybe we're not throwing the dog high enough."
 

marcusvdk

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Oh I get chewed at more when I'm playing with my phone. I only see the in-laws a couple times a year so I better behave or I don't get my tag application allowance!!
Man I wish I only had to see mine a few times a year. We have very different views on life. And now with my newborn at home they started visiting more

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