Illegal Hunter Blame Wife

[Maxhunter]

This is too funny! What do these guys think the game warden is stupid.

https://www.foxnews.com/great-outdoors/hunter-caught-after-illegally-killing-deer-blames-wife-report

 

[Bonecollector]

LOL - this belongs in the joke thread!

 

[kidoggy]

beetches be cruraazy! even game wardens know that fundamental truth!


game wardens hear it all.

I know a guy who hunted for twenty years before he ever killed a deer . it was a lil bambi of a doe , so he tried to slip by without tagging it (don't ask me why!!!) and got busted . his excuse was he didn't have his glasses and couldn't see to punch the tag.

this is one guy ,I hope doesn't get jail time for his poaching. think of all the deer he will have to poach to keep his cell wives happy.

 

[mallardsx2]

Its amazing the lies people will tell to try to get out of trouble. Throwing your loved ones under the bus though is taking it across a line that cant be re-crossed. lol

Life Mistakes- OWN THEM...

 

[kidoggy]

the devil made me do it!!

 

[tx2019]

That guy sounds like a real winner. Sounds like he got what he had coming to him though!

 

[mallardsx2]

This kinda reminds me of a good joke I hear a long time ago.

A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:
Man: What's the problem officer?
Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.
Man: No sir, I was going 65.
Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80. (Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Cop: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.
Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!
Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks. (Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Cop: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.
Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.
Man: Shut your mouth, woman!
Cop: Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way?
Wife: No, only when he's drunk.

 

[HighPlainsHunter]

Great first sentence.

A Michigan hunter who was caught with an illegally hunt deer told a Conservation Officer

What is an "illegally hunt deer"

 

[buckbull]

Great first sentence.

A Michigan hunter who was caught with an illegally hunt deer told a Conservation Officer

What is an "illegally hunt deer"

Little pride in journalism these days.

 

[Bonecollector]

Great first sentence.

A Michigan hunter who was caught with an illegally hunt deer told a Conservation Officer

What is an "illegally hunt deer"

Missing a set of comma's as well.

 

[BKC]

Didn't anyone read the postings about the woman who was eating his wheel chair bound husband. If they would have had deer meat in the house.........

 

[tim]

I get it, I fear my wife more than the cops.

 

[kidoggy]

I get it, I fear my wife more than the cops.

sounds like you need a new wife!!!!!!

 

[kidoggy]

Didn't anyone read the postings about the woman who was eating his wheel chair bound husband. If they would have had deer meat in the house.........

lol. yeah , but that story was also make believe . "fake news".

 

[tim]

sounds like you need a new wife!!!!!!

nope, just respect the knife she keeps under her pillow. She is related to lorena bobbit.

 

[kidoggy]

nope, just respect the knife she keeps under her pillow. She is related to lorena bobbit.

to each their own I guess. I wouldn't want a woman who feared me and I CERTAINLY WOULD NOT KEEP ONE AROUND I feared.

 

[Jean123]

The hunter is a dotard...