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I went to my nearby pharmacy and asked to speak to the pharmacist on duty. As I waited, I took out my little brown bottle, along with a teaspoon, and set them on the counter. The pharmacist came over, smiled, and asked if he could help me. I said, "Yes! Could you please taste this for me?"...

PUTTING KETCHUP ON YOUR STEAK SHOULD LOWER YOUR CREDIT SCORE!

I DON'T ALWAYS SIT AND LISTEN TO MY CAR, BUT WHEN I DO....... SO DO MY NEIGHBORS!!!!!

DON'T MESS WITH ME, I'M A... WOODEN SPOON LEAD PAINT NO CAR SEAT NO BIKE HELMET PICKUP BED RIDIN' GARDEN HOSE DRINKIN' SURVIVOR!!!!

ME AFTER GETTING A TICKET FOR THE THIRD TIME IN THE SAME PLACE!