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Musket Man

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Not sure what was worse, the 2x6x20 I dropped on my big toe, the 2x4x20 I dropped on my head, crapy lumber, or the idiot working at the front gate that coundnt understand 6 20' 2x6 was equal to 12 10' 2x6 since they didnt have any 10' that worth hauling. He did see things my way rather quickly though! I figure my head and toe will get better but he will always be stupid. Then I try to build a square porch on a crooked house. Really thought about going to the bar and pounding 4 beers and going back and driving nails since I wouldnt care about it being perfect then (has worked quite well a few times when nothing was lining up lol). Its KEYSTONE TIME!!!!!!!
 

OregonJim

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Not sure what was worse, the 2x6x20 I dropped on my big toe, the 2x4x20 I dropped on my head, crapy lumber, or the idiot working at the front gate that coundnt understand 6 20' 2x6 was equal to 12 10' 2x6 since they didnt have any 10' that worth hauling. He did see things my way rather quickly though! I figure my head and toe will get better but he will always be stupid. Then I try to build a square porch on a crooked house. Really thought about going to the bar and pounding 4 beers and going back and driving nails since I wouldnt care about it being perfect then (has worked quite well a few times when nothing was lining up lol). Its KEYSTONE TIME!!!!!!!
See I new we would be talking about drinks by 1800!!!!!
 

packmule

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Speaking of drinks.....

No one was speaking about drinks but wood tick and musket are both green so it's only a matter of time.

I have this Crown Royal Maple that really doesn't do it for me (just too darn Canadian).
Desperate; as the cupboard is bare and there are only a couple of almost empty bottles.

Just to prove to myself that I really don't need what I found, I poured one shot of CR Maple and equal amount of Mocha Kahlua.
:eek::confused::eek:
I sit here trying to name my creation............ perhaps a "Lumberjack Fart?"
 

packmule

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Not sure what was worse, the 2x6x20 I dropped on my big toe, the 2x4x20 I dropped on my head, crapy lumber, or the idiot working at the front gate that coundnt understand 6 20' 2x6 was equal to 12 10' 2x6 since they didnt have any 10' that worth hauling. He did see things my way rather quickly though! I figure my head and toe will get better but he will always be stupid. Then I try to build a square porch on a crooked house. Really thought about going to the bar and pounding 4 beers and going back and driving nails since I wouldnt care about it being perfect then (has worked quite well a few times when nothing was lining up lol). Its KEYSTONE TIME!!!!!!!

^^^and this is the guy who was up in a tree trying to cut it down a cpl weeks ago. :D
 

packmule

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Slowly bring them down here to the city and using that room & another as storage. Have 8 more to bring then I'll figure out a game plan to hang them.