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hardstalk said:
So there I was... Stocking a speed goat, it was a hardcore DYI style hunt on the nevuda oregoyn border. He had 4 doe and button buck with him. I named him goliath as soon as I put my crosshairs on em from my two two three. I said to myself. " dont pass on the first day a stud buck like this if ill take him the last day" i wanted to shoot fast so I wouldnt loose him. After harvesting the buck I was super stoked I didnt end up with tag soup.

His horns scored 94 7/8 net!! My friend who is the best guide in the state measured him.
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I think I just crapped my pants reading this! I know I peed alittle! Hahahhahah
 
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Never in Doubt said:
Ha ha!

"WOOOO! YEAH BABY! WE JUST LIT OUR HAIR ON FIRE! /QUOTE]


This one takes the cake. I hate to point the spotlight away from myself on this comedically explosive conversation. But I cant help but picture ricky bobby in a treestand. With ole cal sitting beside him running the camera. Conversing about what their baby jesus looks like just moments before the animal shows up. Helmets on and all. "Shake and Fu**** bake bro!!" "Did you see that!"
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Never in Doubt said:
Ha ha! It would be hilarious if someone did a parody of all the hunting shows.


*some guy shoots a buck*

"WOOOO! YEAH BABY! WE JUST LIT OUR HAIR ON FIRE! Look at this monster! This is Ol Two Ears. He's got this ear right here, and over here he has another one almost identical. Very symmetrical! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! GIVE ME SOME!"

"I tell you what(pauses to catch breath). We got Bushnell trail cam pictures of this joker. He been walking through here at night to eat from the food we seen planted for him. This realtree AP made us invisible and with our new 2013 scent preventer technology, we were able to sit up here in this tree and he never knew we were here! I drew back my new Deerwhacker 958 bow and FLUNG THE HAMMER AT THIS JOKER! KABOOM SHACKALAKA!!"

"I want to thank Big Deer Farms for their outstanding work with the genetics of these deer. Their fences are top of the line, high quality stuff. And to the amazing Front Porch Outfitters. Just an awesome hunt. He'll score maybe 280, 290. Look at the mass on this joker! No tag soup for me this week, Goliath has fallen! Just goes to show how hard work, and long hours in the wilderness can pay off. Nothing can top a DYI hunt, where to have to battle the elements and everything nature can throw at you."

"Back up the truck! Toss him in and lets go play the guitar by the fire!"
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Dear god! You got ol Two ears! Bahahaha so hilarious!
 
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hardstalk said:
Never in Doubt said:
Ha ha!

"WOOOO! YEAH BABY! WE JUST LIT OUR HAIR ON FIRE! /QUOTE]


This one takes the cake. I hate to point the spotlight away from myself on this comedically explosive conversation. But I cant help but picture ricky bobby in a treestand. With ole cal sitting beside him running the camera. Conversing about what their baby jesus looks like just moments before the animal shows up. Helmets on and all. "Shake and Fu**** bake bro!!" "Did you see that!"
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"I picture Jesus as a bowhunter, flinging flaming arrahs at wild game, while wearing Golden Fleece diapers" ~Cal
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hardstalk said:
Never in Doubt said:
Ha ha!

"WOOOO! YEAH BABY! WE JUST LIT OUR HAIR ON FIRE! /QUOTE]


This one takes the cake. I hate to point the spotlight away from myself on this comedically explosive conversation. But I cant help but picture ricky bobby in a treestand. With ole cal sitting beside him running the camera. Conversing about what their baby jesus looks like just moments before the animal shows up. Helmets on and all. "Shake and Fu**** bake bro!!" "Did you see that!"
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Ya I think I've laughed more on this thread then any other. My wife walks in the room and asks me what's so funny? Good times fellas
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You guys just slammed 95% of the hunting celebreties on the outdoor channel. I like it.
 
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At the end of my article I would like to thank my unnamed brother who carried out all the meat while I took pics and my unnamed nephew who actually found my buck of a lifetime, as well as my good buddy who didn't get a deer this year because he did all the scouting for me. I also took him along on my elk hunt because I didn't know how to bugle.

I would also like to thank myself for enduring my incredible training regimen that got me into sheep shape even though I was only hunting whitetailed deer. All that extra time at the range really paid off when after shooting 7 times, I accidentally shot the buck in the rear end at 800 yards and somehow cut an artery. Somehow, that long-range shooting prowess didn't make it into the article. But, we did high fives all around and just couldn't believe how much we under estimated the size of this buck. No ground shrinkage on this one.

A special thanks to my wife for understanding why I spent all our money and was gone six months again this year, leaving her to raise our kids alone when she wasn't working her other job. She's a jewel and I really don't deserve her. I am looking forward to the time when I can take the kids with me and pass along this heritage.

I would also like to thank my Creator for making this big buck and allowing me to luck into him. It really was the buck of a lifetime because he's the only one I've ever killed.
 
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Just saw my biggest one ever! Can't believe I didn't think of it before. When somebody on the forum (usually a newbie posting his first thread) says "Not looking for anyone's honey hole"

Hey guys new here looking for some info on where to hunt. Not looking for anyone's honey hole BUT any info would be much appreciated.

I don't know why but WTFranks and Beans!!
 
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