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Can’t believe how much doctors lie.....
Last year I went to hospital to get a vasectomy to stop my wife getting pregnant but it turns out all it does is change the color of the baby.
 

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There was a sheriff looking for a deputy, so a

Redneck went in to apply for the job.

“OK,” the sheriff said, “What is 1+1?”

“11,” the Redneck replied.

“What two days of the week start with the letter T?”

“Today and tomorrow.”

“Now the last one. Who killed Abraham Lincoln?”

The Redneck thought really hard and finally said, “I don’t know.”

“Well, why don’t you go home and work on that,” the sheriff told him.

So the Redneck went home and his wife asked him how it went, and the Redneck replied, “Great! He already put me on a murder case!”
 

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Life cycle of the male sex drive

Age 16-32 : Tri-weekly

Ages 32-55: Try-weekly

Over 55: Try-weakly
 

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It was the annual homecoming dance at the local high school gym. Most of the young folk were out on the dance floor but a few young men and women lined the sides of the gym, hoping for a dance partner to ask them out onto the dance floor.

After waiting anxiously for quite a while, a rather awkward freshman finally got up the nerve to ask a pretty junior for a dance at the homecoming.

She gave him the once-over and said, "Sorry, I won't dance with a child."

"Please forgive me," responded the underclassman. "I didn't realize you were pregnant."