The dumb/stupid things we do chasing game...

buckbull

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When I was in college and was home during Christmas break we had a freezing rain storm that left about a half inch of ice coating everything. After a few days the road crews had the roads cleared so I decided to go bowhunting after deer. Made my way to a deer stand and climbed in. Was 15ft up in a deer stand that was completely covered in ice. Really stupid move.
 

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Thats wanting a deer bad. And before any of you make a comment about the pillow...its my wifes!
 
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mcseal2

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Great stories guys, glad you all survived!

I have had plenty of dumb moves in my life too. Many involve stuff that happens on the ranch working with horses, cattle, and equipment. By the time I started hunting very far from home or a truck I had made lots of fishing mistakes to learn from that helped me be a little less dangerously dumb about my hunting.

I remember wanting to fish the nearby creek for catfish one year when I just started college. We were back that weekend for a big nut fry and thought we would run some trotlines and limblines while we were home. There was a big rain upstream of us about 10 miles and we thought we'd fish the rising water and really slay the fish. We started in setting lines and knew the water was coming up as we headed downstream, but didn't see any drift and didn't think to much about it. As we turned back upstream and the 6.5hp outboard barely moved my buddies 14ft boat with us in it we knew we were dealing with more current than we'd thought. By staying out of the channel we crept the boat back upstream. By the time we reached our take-out spot it was getting dark and there was some sizeable drift coming down. We went upstream a couple hundred yards from the take-out spot, waited for a window between visible drift, and made the run across. I grabbed the rope we tied the boat with and we got the boat drug out as quick as we could. The next day we had no fish and our hooks were way out of the water.

Another time on that creek in high school I was in danger of losing my 12ft boat to a flood. I was alone when I went to rescue it and it was still chained to the tree but flipped over and there was about 8ft of flood water running through the trees. I put one end of my tow rope from my truck around my chest under my arms and the other end around a tree and swam out to get it. I got it unhooked, flipped over, and drug back. The trolling motor was still attached and holding the deep cycle battery by the battery cables (it had bolt on terminals). That worked but was really dumb.

Fast forward a few years and I got a 1648 modified V boat with a 31hp mud buddy to fish the shallow, sandy river near home. We were running lines for catfish on one of our earlier trips when the current shoved us up against a logjam we were trying to set above. It took all 3 of us quickly moving to the high side of the boat and all our strength to get us shoved out and around the jam instead of flipping over right in front of that. That day I learned a healthy respect for the force those shallow rivers have where the channel swaps sides and has to flow around an obstruction. I won't make that mistake again.

I also learned that year to give yourself plenty of room to get the anchor up and motor running when rod and reel fishing ahead of one of those especially solo. I got out of that one by using 2 anchors and throwing one upstream as far as I could, then reeling the close one up and pulling the boat to the upstream one. A few rounds of that and I was safe. Now if I fish those spots solo I drive a post in the bank and use a couple hundred feet of rope to ease down from it, pull myself back to the post when I'm done.

Yeah I make a lot of dumb mistakes but I try to learn from them and not repeat them.
 

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Not a story of danger, but definitely dumb and unethical:
On my very first big game hunt, I had a new rifle. I had spent a lot of time shooting and was satisfied with my zero. On the day of the hunt I got my rifle out and noticed the scope was loose enough to rotate. I never tightened the scope since purchasing it. I looked through it to make it level and tightened it. I know it wasn't going to be sited in but I didn't want to stall the hunt, so talked myself into believing that it would be close. I shot at a walking antelope buck at ~200 yards, aiming a few feet in front of him. I was told I hit him but I couldn't really tell. I just know he wasn't running away very quickly. I took another couple of wild shots at him as he ran away. My friend's dad leaned over and asked me how many rounds I had left. I had one. He sent me back to the truck to get more ammo (half mile) while he watched the goat through his bino. He showed me where the goat went and I went with my friend's brother to get him (another half mile or so). When I found him, I noticed he had 3 legs. I had shot off a front leg on my first shot. I lay prone ~125 yards away, aimed for the boiler room, and pulled the trigger. I hit him in the hip. That's how far off my scope was. Fortunately, the bullet got his femoral artery and he died quickly.

If that isn't enough bone headed jackassery to elicit a gasp of incredulity, we left him in the hot sun, carcass unmarked & tag unpunched, to walk uphill about a mile to the truck in order to drive to a spot about a mile downhill from the antelope. When we got back to the area where we left the carcass, we couldn’t find it. Every sagebrush looked the same. It took us at least an hour of wandering around to find it, at least 2 hours after I finished dressing it (which took me 2 hours). We dragged it back to the truck, in the hot sun, dust and bugs. We had no cooler and one more tag to fill. We spent several more hours driving around in the heat and dust looking for more antelope before heading home, another 2 hour drive. We didn’t skin the buck until the next day. I don't think I notched my tag until the next day as well.

If you’re familiar with proper antelope meat care, you know I did EVERYTHING I wasn’t supposed to do. The meat was horrible. No one but me would eat it.

That was a less than stellar first hunt, but it set me up for much wiser and ethical choices on every subsequent hunt. Every animal since then has been phenomenal eating and has died quickly. If I was with another hunter who did what I did, I’d probably not hunt with them ever again.
 
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Not a story of danger, but definitely dumb and unethical:
On my very first big game hunt, I had a new rifle. I had spent a lot of time shooting and was satisfied with my zero. On the day of the hunt I got my rifle out and noticed the scope was loose enough to rotate. I never tightened the scope since purchasing it. I looked through it to make it level and tightened it. I know it wasn't going to be sited in but I didn't want to stall the hunt, so talked myself into believing that it would be close. I shot at a walking antelope buck at ~200 yards, aiming a few feet in front of him. I was told I hit him but I couldn't really tell. I just know he wasn't running away very quickly. I took another couple of wild shots at him as he ran away. My friend's dad leaned over and asked me how many rounds I had left. I had one. He sent me back to the truck to get more ammo (half mile) while he watched the goat through his bino. He showed me where the goat went and I went with my friend's brother to get him (another half mile or so). When I found him, I noticed he had 3 legs. I had shot off a front leg on my first shot. I lay prone ~125 yards away, aimed for the boiler room, and pulled the trigger. I hit him in the hip. That's how far off my scope was. Fortunately, the bullet got his femoral artery and he died quickly.

If that isn't enough bone headed jackassery to elicit a gasp of incredulity, we left him in the hot sun, carcass unmarked & tag unpunched, to walk uphill about a mile to the truck in order to drive to a spot about a mile downhill from the antelope. When we got back to the area where we left the carcass, we couldn’t find it. Every sagebrush looked the same. It took us at least an hour of wandering around to find it, at least 2 hours after I finished dressing it (which took me 2 hours). We dragged it back to the truck, in the hot sun, dust and bugs. We had no cooler and one more tag to fill. We spent several more hours driving around in the heat and dust looking for more antelope before heading home, another 2 hour drive. We didn’t skin the buck until the next day. I don't think I notched my tag until the next day as well.

If you’re familiar with proper antelope meat care, you know I did EVERYTHING I wasn’t supposed to do. The meat was horrible. No one but me would eat it.

That was a less than stellar first hunt, but it set me up for much wiser and ethical choices on every subsequent hunt. Every animal since then has been phenomenal eating and has died quickly. If I was with another hunter who did what I did, I’d probably not hunt with them ever again.
That is a rough one.
 

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Not a story of danger, but definitely dumb and unethical:
On my very first big game hunt, I had a new rifle. I had spent a lot of time shooting and was satisfied with my zero. On the day of the hunt I got my rifle out and noticed the scope was loose enough to rotate. I never tightened the scope since purchasing it. I looked through it to make it level and tightened it. I know it wasn't going to be sited in but I didn't want to stall the hunt, so talked myself into believing that it would be close. I shot at a walking antelope buck at ~200 yards, aiming a few feet in front of him. I was told I hit him but I couldn't really tell. I just know he wasn't running away very quickly. I took another couple of wild shots at him as he ran away. My friend's dad leaned over and asked me how many rounds I had left. I had one. He sent me back to the truck to get more ammo (half mile) while he watched the goat through his bino. He showed me where the goat went and I went with my friend's brother to get him (another half mile or so). When I found him, I noticed he had 3 legs. I had shot off a front leg on my first shot. I lay prone ~125 yards away, aimed for the boiler room, and pulled the trigger. I hit him in the hip. That's how far off my scope was. Fortunately, the bullet got his femoral artery and he died quickly.

If that isn't enough bone headed jackassery to elicit a gasp of incredulity, we left him in the hot sun, carcass unmarked & tag unpunched, to walk uphill about a mile to the truck in order to drive to a spot about a mile downhill from the antelope. When we got back to the area where we left the carcass, we couldn’t find it. Every sagebrush looked the same. It took us at least an hour of wandering around to find it, at least 2 hours after I finished dressing it (which took me 2 hours). We dragged it back to the truck, in the hot sun, dust and bugs. We had no cooler and one more tag to fill. We spent several more hours driving around in the heat and dust looking for more antelope before heading home, another 2 hour drive. We didn’t skin the buck until the next day. I don't think I notched my tag until the next day as well.

If you’re familiar with proper antelope meat care, you know I did EVERYTHING I wasn’t supposed to do. The meat was horrible. No one but me would eat it.

That was a less than stellar first hunt, but it set me up for much wiser and ethical choices on every subsequent hunt. Every animal since then has been phenomenal eating and has died quickly. If I was with another hunter who did what I did, I’d probably not hunt with them ever again.
Live.......and learn!
 

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A guy was showing me his hunting rifle one time and his scope fell off and hit the floor. Reminds me of that. I just looked at him and smiled. lol
 

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A guy was showing me his hunting rifle one time and his scope fell off and hit the floor. Reminds me of that. I just looked at him and smiled. lol
I had a rifle fall off of the bench once, I was not a happy camper. This was about a month before season so it was already dialed in, it was just a practice session. The gun was way off and of course...the tube on my scope was bent.

A buddy loaned me a scope and it was good to go for the season. The company also did right by me and sold me a new scope at cost even though it was my fault.
 

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A guy was showing me his hunting rifle one time and his scope fell off and hit the floor. Reminds me of that. I just looked at him and smiled. lol
I was sitting in a bar one night with some friends when I got a call. It was another friend that was having problems getting his hunting rifle sighted in that he had just placed a scope on. So off I went with one other friend to his home. When I got there he showed me his rifle and newly mounted scope. I looked through it and asked him if the center of the X was where he wanted the bullets to hit.

He had managed to mount the scope but never did position the scope correctly in the mounts. Now normally I would of just loosened the screws and turned it to fix it. But the scope was so loose that I just turned it by hand. I asked him if he had used any loctite and he just looked at me with the expression on his face that said "what's loctite"

It was now too late to head to the store to pick some up so up the canyon we went to sight in his rifle. After every couple of shots we had to tightener the screws but were finally able to get it shooting where it was suppose to.

It is kind of funny but I don't thing that he has shot a deer with that rifle yet and it has been 35 years since we helped him out.
 

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I had just returned from a western hunt and was at our deer camp for the Minnesota season. Since I already had a freezer full, I wasn't too focused on filling my tag, especially since we had just come off of two killer winters that had decimated the herds. My younger brother had just died, so I decided to pay homage to him and spend some reflective time in his deer stand. I also decided to use my 7mm-08 since I hadn't used it in a few years and had just gotten it back from the gunsmith. He had put in a Timney trigger (Rem. M700, so it needed it), and done a beautiful job refinishing the stock. I always use a haul line to pull the unloaded rifle up to the stand, but found that there wasn't one on my brother's stand. It was a ladder stand, so I just made sure the rifle was empty, and climbed on up. Somewhere in the 16' up, I brain-farted and forgot that I had a rifle with me, and when I took the pack off to put it on the platform, the rifle slid off my shoulder, cartwheeled down bouncing off the steel ladder all the way to the ground. When it stopped, the barrel was pointed straight up my ass. I found that there was a big gouge on the grip of my newly refinished stock, and a substantial dent of the scope.
I sat in the stand all morning just doing some reflecting on my brother and had no intention of using that rifle until it was repaired.
As it turned out, the stock repair only cost $30, but it will never quite be the same again. I sent the scope to Leupold, and they repaired it and sent it back with no cost to me. Lesson learned....again.
 
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I put out a Featherflex Jake turkey decoy (Which if you have ever seen one hardly even looks like a real turkey) about 8 yards right in front of me in Pennsylvania spring on the first day of the season and 20 minutes after daylight I had a guy step out of the edge of the field 50 yards away and shoot a single-shot 10 gauge at it.

It was on my property.

Damn near got me and I mean damn near. Things escalated quickly from there. I will leave it at that.

I NEVER put out a jake decoy or a decoy with a red head again.
 

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Another time I was shooting stingrays with my buddies and a 4' Rogue wave came out of nowhere and sunk me like a lead pebble.

We had to hold our breath underwater and drag this boat 100 yards across the bottom to shore.

The people in the photo came to our rescue and then offered us hotdogs from their campsite. lol

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Another time my buddy and I were shooting stingrays in Virginia. It was 105 degrees in the shade that day. So I decided to jump in the water to cool off.

I jumped back in the boat and we looked up and saw a bunch of stingrays in front of us surfacing about 50 yards away. We went over to stick one of them with an arrow and right when we got to them a 12 foot bull-shark (People say they dont get that big but I promise you it was 12' long...) literally attacked and killed one of them right in front of us and it was the most viscous attack I have ever seen from a living creature in my life. There was a 25' circle of blood in the water...

I was still dripping water off my shorts from my swim...

I never swam in the ocean again.
 

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Another time my buddy and I were shooting stingrays in Virginia. It was 105 degrees in the shade that day. So I decided to jump in the water to cool off.

I jumped back in the boat and we looked up and saw a bunch of stingrays in front of us surfacing about 50 yards away. We went over to stick one of them with an arrow and right when we got to them a 12 foot bull-shark (People say they dont get that big but I promise you it was 12' long...) literally attacked and killed one of them right in front of us and it was the most viscous attack I have ever seen from a living creature in my life. There was a 25' circle of blood in the water...

I was still dripping water off my shorts from my swim...

I never swam in the ocean again.
Holy crap!