The Memes Thread!
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ME AFTER GETTING A TICKET FOR THE THIRD TIME IN THE SAME PLACE!
DON'T MESS WITH ME,
I'M A...
WOODEN SPOON
LEAD PAINT
NO CAR SEAT
NO BIKE HELMET
PICKUP BED RIDIN'
GARDEN HOSE DRINKIN'
SURVIVOR!!!!
I'M A...
WOODEN SPOON
LEAD PAINT
NO CAR SEAT
NO BIKE HELMET
PICKUP BED RIDIN'
GARDEN HOSE DRINKIN'
SURVIVOR!!!!
I went to my nearby pharmacy and asked to speak to
the pharmacist on duty.
As I waited, I took out my little brown bottle, along
with a teaspoon, and set them on the counter.
The pharmacist came over, smiled, and asked if he
could help me.
I said, "Yes! Could you please taste this for me?"
Seeing a senior citizen, the Pharmacist went along.
He took the spoon, put a tiny bit of the liquid on it, put
it on his tongue and swilled it around.
Then, with a stomach-churning look on his face, he
spat it out on the floor and began coughing.
When he was finally finished, I looked him right in the
eye and asked, "Now, does that taste sweet to you?"
The pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with
a venomous look in his eyes yelled, "HELL NO!!"
I said, "Oh, thank God! That's a real relief! My doctor
told me to have a pharmacist test my urine for sugar!"
the pharmacist on duty.
As I waited, I took out my little brown bottle, along
with a teaspoon, and set them on the counter.
The pharmacist came over, smiled, and asked if he
could help me.
I said, "Yes! Could you please taste this for me?"
Seeing a senior citizen, the Pharmacist went along.
He took the spoon, put a tiny bit of the liquid on it, put
it on his tongue and swilled it around.
Then, with a stomach-churning look on his face, he
spat it out on the floor and began coughing.
When he was finally finished, I looked him right in the
eye and asked, "Now, does that taste sweet to you?"
The pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with
a venomous look in his eyes yelled, "HELL NO!!"
I said, "Oh, thank God! That's a real relief! My doctor
told me to have a pharmacist test my urine for sugar!"