90 percenter

ivorytip

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one of my favorites.... cant find any elk, they are still up high..... haha these are my favorite hunters to share the woods with.
 

ivorytip

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Sign up on a random hunting forum to not request honey holes, but to gather exact GPS locations to hunt..... yeah I helped a guy out with exactly that, haven't heard a word from him since.
 

Wyoming Hart

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Oct 10, 2014
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You have a $50k+ camper with flat screen TV, HD dish, and all the luxuries of home you barely make it out the front door for a week of hunting and when you go back to work you make up some epic story of how you hunted your trail off, but got skunked some how.
That is classic right there.
 

go_deep

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Don't know how I missed? Bought the gun last week and had the gunsmith bore site it! Should be dead on!?!
 

Granby guy

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It takes you 3 pickups to haul all your gear but only a 20 qt. cooler to haul Bambi home.
You think a foot of snow will bring the elk right into your camp along the gravel county road.
You hunt from 10 til 3 and wonder why you aren't seeing any elk.
 

packmule

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Think being in decent shape at 100' above sea level will somehow translate into being able to run a marathon over 10k' with no hitch in the giddy-up.
 

HeartElk1

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Your wife laughs when you annually announce you are holding out for a big one this year.

You haven't washed the blood and hair off your game hauler from 6 years ago so it looks well-used.

You thought you were a 10%'er until you started reading this thread...

Thanks for the article, Aron -- good stuff!
 

packer58

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Loma Rica, Ca.
You just might be a 90%er if...............

Your only hunting boots stop fitting before you wear em out

Your still trying to shoot up the last few rounds of your only box of ammo

You put your 10 year old pack frame up for sale in....like new condition / no blood stains / tears

You never had to put a new edge on your favorite skinning knife

And my personal favorite....

You bust your ass practicing a whole two weeks before bow season !!!!!!!!
 

coastalarms

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I had a guy actually bring me his new rifle that was bore sighted "by the factory" because he couldn't figure out why he was missing. He then told me it was guaranteed to shoot under an inch. He had the rifle for 2 seasons! A total of 8 rounds through it......... :eek:
 

wa-hunter

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you set one apple in the road and sit 20 feet away and smoke while you wait for the buck you saw cross the road in the dark the night before and not understand why it didn't come back!! (actually know a guy who did this!!)
 

packmule

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Surf forums for Score guess threads to make guesses that are WAY to low to insinuate they wouldn't have shot it, then tell everyone how much they suck at scoring.

Have more invested in their custom rifle than their daily commuter vehicle.

Think slapping a trigger and a new stock on a factory remington rifle makes it a custom rifle.

Will take their phone to the bathroom so they don't miss a camofire deal.

Have an assortment of "be your own decoy" costumes, and have worn at least one for Halloween.

End up gutting an animal while performing the gutless method.

Are the reason this needs to be printed in a rules & regs booklet.