A Little humor

Bonecollector

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My teacher was talking about animals in class. She asked each one of us what our favorite live animal was. When it came to me I said it was fried chicken. She said that was not funny even though all the others in the class laughed. She sent me to the principals office. The principal asked why I did that. I told him because fried chicken was my favorite animal. He said the taecher was a member of PETA and really loved animals. He told me not to do it again.

The next day the teacher again asked what our favorite live animal was. I said fried chicken. She sent me to the principals office again. The principal asked why I said that again. I told him because it was the truth and I was taught at home by Mom, Dad, and you to always tell the truth. He told me don't say it again.

Today the teacher asked us who was our favorite famous person. I said Colonel Sanders. Guess where I am..... lol
 

Slugz

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Nice!!! Reminds me of my son post hunt one year.
We frequently take the shortcut as I call it and get off I70 at Frisco and hop over the pass (cant remember the name) post Breckenridge. We stop at a coffee shop and pop in to grab one to go. My son was wearing a tshirt that said something to the effect of " I hunt and shoot animals then eat them". An older woman who was clearly appalled by her huffing and puffing said "young man do you hunt and shoot, those poor little animals?" He politely replied "yes ma'am". She gasped and asked "do you eat them then?" He replied politely again " yes ma'am, we don't shoot anything we cant eat" She huffed and gasped again in horror that this 14 year old was being polite and clearly did not support her views. " Young man, just how does that feel doing that?" she said. He paused, I turned and thought, oh boy this one is gonna be a doosie. He said "a little click, then some recoil"
 

7shot

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A good friend sent me this - it is great!


This from Upland Journal:

Venison vs Beef

"Finally, documented testing over the taste of venison and beef.

Controversy has long raged about the relative quality and taste of venison and beef as gourmet foods. Some people say venison is tough, with a strong "wild" taste, others insist venison's flavor is delicate. An independent food research group was retained by the Venison Council to conduct a taste test to determine the truth of these conflicting assertions once and for all.

First, a Grade A Choice Holstein steer was chased into a swamp a mile and a half from a road and shot several times with arrows with insufficiently sharp broad heads. After some of the entrails were removed, the carcass was dragged back over rocks and logs and through mud and dust to the road. It was then thrown into the back of a pickup truck and driven through rain and snow for 100 miles to get it home so we could drive it around another eight hours showing it to friends, and about another hour taking pictures, before being hung out in the sun for a day.

It was then lugged into a garage where it was skinned and rolled around on the floor for a while. Strict sanitary precautions were observed throughout the test, within the limitations of the butchering environment. For instance, dogs and cats were allowed to sniff and lick the steer carcass, but most of the time they were chased away when they attempted to bite chunks out of it.

Next, a sheet of plywood left from last year's butchering was set up in the basement on two saw horses. The pieces of dried blood, hair and fat left from last year were scraped off with a wire brush last used to clean out the grass stuck under the lawn mower.

The skinned carcass was then dragged down the steps into the basement where a half dozen inexperienced but enthusiastic and intoxicated men worked on it with meat saws, cleavers, hammers and dull knives. The result was 375 pounds of soup bones, four bushel baskets of meat scraps, and a couple of steaks that were an eighth of an inch thick on one edge and an inch and a half thick on the other edge.The steaks were seared on a glowing red hot cast iron skillet to lock in the flavor.

When the smoke cleared, rancid bacon grease was added, along with three pounds of onions, and the whole conglomeration was fried for two hours.The meat was gently teased from the frying pan and served to three intoxicated and blindfolded taste panel volunteers. Every member of the panel thought it was venison. One volunteer even said it tasted exactly like the venison he has eaten in hunting camps for the past 27 years.

The results of this scientific test conclusively show that there is no difference between the taste of beef and venison... "