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    The Memes Thread!

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    jocularity

    Got a letter from the credit card company marked “FINAL NOTICE.” Thank God for that. I was getting fed up hearing from them
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    The Memes Thread!

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    jocularity

    With no warning and clear out of the blue, a husband said to his wife, "Honey, I have invited a friend home for supper tonight." His wife replied, "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't have time to go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal...
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    jocularity

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    The Memes Thread!

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    jocularity

    I’m dating this wonderful girl and she has a twin. People often ask me how I can tell them apart. In all fairness it’s really easy and fun when asked, especially since I enjoy messing with peoples heads in good but funny way I usually just say "Jane likes to paint her fingernails and Tom has a...
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    The Memes Thread!

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    jocularity

    I talked with a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up this way. He said, "Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had HDTV and Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library. I was...
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    The Memes Thread!

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    jocularity

    A big difference between men and women is that if a woman says 'smell this' it's likely to smell nice.
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    A good book

    yeah most of my favorites authors these days tend write series ,instead of independent books . lee childs - jack reacher books are entertaining.... the two movies were even ,ok, despite tom cruise being cast as the bone cruncher ,Reacher.
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    The Memes Thread!

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    jocularity

    There was a man who had three girlfriends, but he did not know which one to marry. So he decided to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spent it. The first one went out and got a total makeover with the money. She got new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and...
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    jocularity

    just don't shake it more then twice. less yer alone.