Three blonds were fishing on a river and a game warden came up to them and told them that there is no fishing allowed in the river now. They told him that they were only fishing with magnets and so he ask them to bring in there lines and show them. So they bring in the lines and show him that...
At the Barber Shop
The guys at the barber shop asked me what actress I would like to be stuck in an elevator with.
I told them the one who knows how to fix elevators.
I’m old, tired, and need to pee fairly often.
yes. and I wouldn't recommend it during an open gun hunt season.
that said , in all my years hunting have I ever been in a situation where I couldn't tell a decoy from the real thing.
only a fool shoots before they are 100% sure of their target .
no animal is worth a so called "accident"!